Awkward Topic of Conversation - How to Approach

Six6siX

Six6siX

Six6siX

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In one of the houses I live in sometimes, there are a few people living together, shared house arrangement - a mix of people, under 30 years of age.

There is a couple living there at the moment who insist upon having VERY loud sex at varying times during the evening and night and early morning on most days.

This is causing an issue for others (particularly the guy living directly below them) and the other tennants as well as it wakes people up,, is a bit embarrasing if you have guests over and is just a bit....weird....

Especially when you have to look them in the eye the next day and think: I know what you sound like when you are smashing pasty/getting your pasty smashed. Its just plain awkward.

Question is, what's the best way to go about bring the subject up? Telling them to STFU in a nice way. Its just a bit of an awkward subject to bring up face to face.

I am not always there to hear it but a couple of the other guys have tried standing outside their door and talking or making comments while they are at it....it just got louder :(

Advice/suggestions?
 
Just mention it in passing perhaps?

Something like "have a good night last night...?" *wink*

Guess it depends how selfconcious they are though. If that doesn't work I guess you need to just mention to them that it is quite loud...
 
Sound like attention seekers to me... Just tell the straight that no-one is interested in hearing them shag... alternatively, record it and play it back loudly when they're not shagging.
 
Really not seeing the problem. Next time your alone with one or both of them just be adult and straight forward about it. Tell them some others in the house are not happy with the noise they are making and ask if they could please tone it down a little.

This is just another ocuk making a drama out of the nothing situation.
 
Whenever they start the game, play a recording of the sound of a donkey braying as loudly as you possibly can TBH. If they don't get the hint from that, well, maybe then be more direct. :p
 
"Hello, you are keeping several tenants awake at night. Could you please keep the noise down. Thank you."

What's hard about that? The noise they're making is due to throws of pasty smashing, yes. But it is no different to someone blasting out music at all hours.

Man up.
 
Stand outside the door with your Johnson out just after they finish, when the door opens ask them to carry on as you haven't finished?
 
You could rent out a kango hammer and smash your way through their wall when theyre at it. Then possibly indulge in a threesome making use of said kango hammer. :o
 
Write an angry and anonymous note and leave it on the kitchen fridge door. This is the best way to deal with flatmate situations in 99% of cases. ;)
 
Stand outside the door, wait for them to finish then knock and ask to speak to the boyfriend. When he comes to the door slap his palm and say "Tag", then pimp stroll in and give his missus a good seeing to.
 
I think you should beat them at their own game. When they start moaning, out moan them. That should shut them up!
 
Euch, my girlfriends flatmate was as bad as this with her boyfriend around. Nothing worse than getting woken up at around 2am to the sound of pasty being smashed until 4am on the day of an 9am exam...

They knew about the constant noise (almost every night), said they'd do something about it but never did.
 
You see I like my girl to sound like she's being murdered when we go at it, And I just don't know what the etiquette is with regards to neighbours. do i have to forgo the sound effects for the sake of the neighbours really??

:(
 
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