B & Q warning...

Youstolemyname

Youstolemyname

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Just wanted to let you all know of the dangers of going to B&Q.

I was there at the weekend and was walking around the garden section with mrsyoustolemyname when some old guy in a black shirt and orange apron approached me and asked me if I wanted decking.

Needless to say I was concerned for our safety so I smashed a plant pot over his head and left the store.

Just be careful out there, you might not be so lucky...
 
I was going to say I wonder when this will be posted in March,

Posted once a month at least ;)

Still makes me smile though
 
Got a good discount from B and Q this weekend.

A plant pot I really liked had a crack in it, so I asked for a discount at the till, but the lady said if I asked one of the guys in the Garden Centre they could give me more than the 10% she could offer me.

I got 75% off :) just needs a touch of glue.

Also got £15 off a mirror that my boyfriend wanted because they didn't have the barcode for the one we had and had to use the one for the next size down. I was going to ask for a discount on this aswell as it was slightly torn on the reverse, but £15 was more than 10%.

If you don't ask you don't get. :p

BB x
 
BrightonBelle good buys ive had some amazing deals. Probs best would be a freeview box a 120gig PVR hard drive. Was £149.99 had it for £1.00 and i used my discount card 80pence BARGAIN
 
Can someone expain the joke, I don't get it? Are guys in black shirts and orange aprons dangerious?

-edit- I'm a retard, 'decking' I get it. :)
 
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I bought a statue of a lion for my garden from B & Q.

I called him Dandy. :D


That really was not funny was it? :o
 
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