If you have anything of your gf with her scent on it (dirty washing ect) if so put it with the cat help relax it
did she tell her cat she was going and that it was going to be staying with you ?, sounds really stupid but cats are rather clever and tend to be more relaxed if they are aware whats going on.
you need to show it who's boss by inserting your finger up its bum
did she tell her cat she was going and that it was going to be staying with you ?, sounds really stupid but cats are rather clever and tend to be more relaxed if they are aware whats going on.
ive scars from mine as i came back later than i had told >.<
You're right.
That does sound stupid.
Actually, it's not all that stupid. My mother in law used to be able to tell her cat that she was going to the shops, and the cat would leave the house. Now the cat can't be arsed.
Put it in a box with some poison and then spend the next couple of weeks pondering whether it is dead, aliveorboth at the same time.
Disclaimer: Yor GF may not find this amusing and sexy time may be reduce on her return.
you need to show it who's boss by inserting your finger up its bum