***Bad Joke Thread***

[Castiel]

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Wardens funeral, a voice from inside screams "I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!" The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters "Too late pal, the paperworks already done"


BOOM!!!!

 

[DanielMMS]

Ban him

 

[Bunka]

Not bad

 

[Metalface Mark]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To run away from the traffic warden who was putting a ticket on his coup'e

 

[RomanNose]

My girlfriend is pregnant, so we got the big book of names out.

To try and find the dad.

 

[Traffic_Warden]

I'M NOT DEAD

 

[Rachmaninov]

^ Lol.

 

[jeff6475]

I'M NOT DEAD

2 late m8 the paperworks been done

 

[Paul11]

hahaha ^^^^^

 

[Castiel]

I'M NOT DEAD

You have the right to appeal, simply write your mitigating circumstances and reasons to St Peter, Admissions Dept, Heaven.

Might be a bit of a wait though.....

 

[EdGey]

Thomas the tank engine went into a tunnel with a 'poof'.

He came out with a tender backside.

 

[jeff6475]

◦What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
◦If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

 

[DoneADougalOnSofa]

What's the difference between a chicken?

One of its legs are both the same.

 

[frank_grimes]

Two fish in a tank...

One says to the other -

"How the **** do you drive this thing?"

 

[Traffic_Warden]

I lol'd when i got it chicken leg....lol

 

[Castiel]

Two fish in a tank...

One says to the other -

"How the **** do you drive this thing?"

 

[DoneADougalOnSofa]

Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street...

PUNCHLINE OMITTED ON LEGAL ADVICE

 

[King Damager]

That is awful....

Why did the Roman Chicken cross the road?
















She was afraid someone would Caesar.

kd

 

[frank_grimes]

How does a blonde hole her liquor?


By the ears!

 

[DoneADougalOnSofa]

Two parrots on a perch.

One says to the other: "Can you smell fish?"