Bad news for us single blokes.

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[PardonTheWait]

Stop shooting your mouths off lads.

That was very (one) off the cuff, Mr_L

 

[BrenOS]

So how many times do you have to "crack one off" to reach an equivalent level of satisfaction.

Might have to start experimenting this weekend

Come again?

I think you need to re-read the article.

 

[Conrad11]

What a load of toss.

Don't cum in here with that malarky!

Stop shooting your mouths off lads.

Lol, well played, immiture, but points for effort

 

[Zip]

So how many times do you have to "crack one off" to reach an equivalent level of satisfaction.

Might have to start experimenting this weekend

Well i did 5 times in about 10 minutes a couple years back when my hormones were raging.
Couldnt walk at all for the rest of the night and had to get the bag of frozen peas

 

[Behemoth]

I'm surprised half of us guys aren't blind by now . . .

 

[Mic]

I'm surprised half of us guys aren't blind by now . . .

My aims not that bad

 

[iCraig]

Well i did 5 times in about 10 minutes a couple years back when my hormones were raging.
Couldnt walk at all for the rest of the night and had to get the bag of frozen peas

Are you a chimp?

 

[Andr3w]

omg zip is that even humanly possible lol!

 

[Conrad11]

Lol, have you got some really muscly right arm and a really skinny left......assuming your right handed

 

[Zip]

omg zip is that even humanly possible lol!

It was once. I dont recomend doing it because like i said, ull be needing the frozen Peas.
It was after a day of having a girl feeling her way around
Then later that night i was loaded and had to knock one out. One turned into 5 very very quickly

 

[SB118]

...men may need a "recovery period" after forming The Beast with Two Backs....

I find getting straight back to sleep does the job for me

 

[Zip]

Lol, have you got some really muscly right arm and a really skinny left......assuming your right handed

Im a left hander for that but right hander for every thing else i do

 

[Stan_Lite]

Lol, have you got some really muscly right arm and a really skinny left......assuming your right handed

Like this dude?

Stan

 

[Behemoth]

It was once. I dont recomend doing it because like i said, ull be needing the frozen Peas.
It was after a day of having a girl feeling her way around
Then later that night i was loaded and had to knock one out. One turned into 5 very very quickly

I remember I managed 5 in 2 hours, but tha was many years ago now lol.

 

[AthlonTom]

But it prevents prostate cancer

Thats an odd picture I have in my head now, got to be some wierd looking guy who can masterbate his prostate with his own manhood...

 

[Phog]

That's not quite what he means... And i would edit your post.

 

[AthlonTom]

That's not quite what he means... And i would edit your post.

Good idea on the edit! Fixed!

 

[Psyk]

It's very rare that I laugh out loud at a thread. But I did at this one. I just cracked up as soon as I read that headline. It's hilarious that scientists actually spent time doing this study just to come to such an obvious conclusion

 

[AthlonTom]

It's very rare that I laugh out loud at a thread. But I did at this one. I just cracked up as soon as I read that headline. It's hilarious that scientists actually spent time doing this study just to come to such an obvious conclusion

Scientist? I thought they were (use your imagination) *******!