Bad Translator

Reldar · 16 Jan 2011 at 03:45

http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php

This thing is hilarious!
Type in a word or sentence, set the number of translations and watch the results!

Original text:

"I like to watch people eat cake."

...56 translations later we get:

"In addition, some seven years of cake."

Angilion · 16 Jan 2011 at 04:30

Original text:
"Every week, a hairy goat with big hands cooks an excellent meal for me."
...56 translations later we get:
"And me and my big hands, big kitchen with me."

Well worth bookmarking!

Cosimo · 16 Jan 2011 at 06:25

"Terry came close to doubling Chelsea's lead when his header from Lampard's mis-hit volley fizzed inches past the upright."

Very silly:

"Mrs. Terry Griffith family has doubled in the last frame of the real end Chelsea's Frank Lampard."

Steeps · 16 Jan 2011 at 06:33

50 translations later and they still understand a woman's place is in the kitchen

Original text:

"I understand that a womans place is in the kitchen"

...50 translations later we get:

"You know where the kitchen woman"

Mr_White · 16 Jan 2011 at 08:05

"****ing C-Word"

...56 translations later we get:

"The Women's Museum."

Baz · 16 Jan 2011 at 09:14

WTF??

input: "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy rabbit"

Output after 56 translations

Rental Home

CharlieAlbert · 16 Jan 2011 at 09:27

"I want sexy time with you"

56 translations

Enjoy your home...

orderoftheflame · 16 Jan 2011 at 09:32

"Donkeys are aliens"

...56 translations later we get:

"Under the eyes."

O_o

dymetrie · 16 Jan 2011 at 09:41

Baz said:
WTF??

input: "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy rabbit"

Output after 56 translations

Rental Home

Even more confusing if you use the proper phrase!

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"

Output after 56 translations

"Cold"

Ironic Namesake · 16 Jan 2011 at 09:44

Original text:

"I like to eat sausages under the sunlight"

...56 translations later we get:

"Hot dog restaurant week"

Tefal · 16 Jan 2011 at 09:55

isn't this a rip off of that old one that did English to Japanese/Chinese an back over an an over till it came to "balance"

MOOGLEYS · 16 Jan 2011 at 10:03

"MOOGLEYS"

...56 translations later we get:

"Moog Melting"

meghatronic · 16 Jan 2011 at 10:44

Lol.

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?"

Code:

AFRIKAANS : Hoeveel hout kan 'n woodchuck chuck?
Back to ENGLISH : How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
ALBANIAN : Si druri shumë mund një flak marmotë amerikane?
Back to ENGLISH : How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
ARABIC : كيف يمكن أن الخشب كثيرا لتشاك الفأر الجبلي؟
Back to ENGLISH : How much wood could a Woodchuck Chuck?
BELARUSIAN : Колькі драўніны можа Вудчак Чак?
Back to ENGLISH : How much wood could Woodchuck Chuck?
BULGARIAN : Колко дървесината северноамерикански мармот Чък?
Back to ENGLISH : How much wood woodchuck chuck?
CATALAN : Quina quantitat de fusta tirada marmota?
Back to ENGLISH : How much wood roll marmot?
CHINESE : 旱獭滚多少木头？
Back to ENGLISH : How much wood Marmota roll?
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 旱獭多少木头滚？
Back to ENGLISH : How much wood Marmota roll?
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 旱獺多少木頭滾？
Back to ENGLISH : How much wood Marmota roll?
CROATIAN : Koliko drvo Marmota roll?
Back to ENGLISH : How much wood Marmota roll?
CZECH : Kolik dřeva Marmota roll?
Back to ENGLISH : How much wood Marmota roll?
DANISH : Hvor meget træ Marmota roll?
Back to ENGLISH : How much wood Marmota roll?
DUTCH : Hoeveel hout Marmota roll?
Back to ENGLISH : How much wood Marmota roll?
ENGLISH : How much wood Marmota roll?
Back to ENGLISH : How much wood Marmota roll?
ESTONIAN : Kui palju puitu Marmota roll?
Back to ENGLISH : How much wood Marmot's role?
FILIPINO : Paano maraming kahoy hayop ng mamot ng papel?
Back to ENGLISH : How much wood Marmot paper?
FINNISH : Kuinka paljon puuta Marmot paperia?
Back to ENGLISH : How much wood Marmot paper?
FRENCH : Combien de bois Marmot papier?
Back to ENGLISH : How much wood Marmot paper?
GALICIAN : Canta madeira, papel Marmota?
Back to ENGLISH : How much wood, paper groundhog?
GERMAN : Wie viel Holz, Papier Murmeltier?
Back to ENGLISH : How much wood, paper groundhog?

How much wood, paper groundhog?

twist3d0n3 · 16 Jan 2011 at 10:47

from this:

"a feather duster tickling your bum is quite nice"

to this:

"He won the Landfill."

okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Greenlizard0 · 16 Jan 2011 at 10:54

He farted so loudly that his fish immediately died from asphyxiation

AFRIKAANS : Hy geen windje gelaat so hard dat sy vis onmiddellik gesterf het verstikking
Back to ENGLISH : He has no breath left so hard that his fish died immediately choking
ALBANIAN : Ai nuk ka asnjë frymë mbetur kaq e vështirë që peshku i tij vdiq menjëherë mbytje
Back to ENGLISH : He has no breath left so hard that his fish died shortly inhalation
ARABIC : ليس لديه اي التنفس بقي من الصعب جدا أن الأسماك توفي استنشاق قريبا
Back to ENGLISH : He has no breathing remained very difficult that the fish died soon inhalation
BELARUSIAN : Ён не мае дыханне застаецца вельмі складанай, што рыба памерла неўзабаве інгаляцыі
Back to ENGLISH : He has no breathing is very difficult that the fish died shortly inhalation
BULGARIAN : Той няма дишане е много трудно, че рибата е умряла скоро вдишване
Back to ENGLISH : He has no breathing is very difficult that the fish died soon inhalation
CATALAN : Ell no té la respiració és molt difícil que els peixos van morir poc inhalació
Back to ENGLISH : He has no breathing is very difficult for the fish died shortly inhalation
CHINESE : 他已没有呼吸，是非常困难的鱼吸入不久死亡
Back to ENGLISH : He has no breathing, it is very difficult to breathe and died shortly fish
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 他已没有呼吸，这是非常困难的呼吸，不久死亡的鱼
Back to ENGLISH : He has no breathing, it is very difficult to breathe, the fish died shortly
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 他已沒有呼吸，這是非常困難的呼吸，不久便死去了的魚
Back to ENGLISH : He has no breathing, it is very difficult to breathe, the fish died shortly
CROATIAN : On nema disanja, vrlo je teško disati, riba je umro ubrzo
Back to ENGLISH : He has no breathing, it is very difficult to breathe, the fish died shortly

The badger is evil and will bite off paper shoes ->

Equality is the wrong shoes and biting and paper.

Rich1988 · 16 Jan 2011 at 10:55

simulatorman said:
"Terry came close to doubling Chelsea's lead when his header from Lampard's mis-hit volley fizzed inches past the upright."

Very silly:

"Mrs. Terry Griffith family has doubled in the last frame of the real end Chelsea's Frank Lampard."

how? it doesnt say frank in the first translation??

Mason- · 16 Jan 2011 at 11:00

"I wandered lonely as a cloud"

...56 translations later we get:

"I want clouds."

Deadbeat · 16 Jan 2011 at 11:02

"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practise to deceive"

...10 translations later we get:

"Ah, the first stealth mesh fabric wrapped"

Edit:

...56 translations later we get:

"Well, the first version of the Mystery"

Narj · 16 Jan 2011 at 11:21

Original text:

"I would like a pint of beer, please."

...10 translations later we get:

"I liters of beer you want."

Sure, a litre will do, then...

Cosimo · 16 Jan 2011 at 12:00

Rich1988 said:
how? it doesnt say frank in the first translation??

Here, from Chinese back to English:

CATALAN : Terry va estar a punt de doblar l'avantatge quan es dirigien a casa una foto de la senyoreta afectada polzades Fizz Lampard Chelsea última és la veritat. "
Back to ENGLISH : Terry almost doubled the lead when heading home a photo of Miss Fizz affected Lampard Chelsea last inch is the truth. "
CHINESE : 特里几乎翻了一番领先，回家一小姐菲斯照片影响兰帕德切尔西最后一寸领地就是这个道理。 “
Back to ENGLISH : Terry almost doubled the lead home a photo of Miss Griffith Frank Lampard Chelsea last inch is the truth. "
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 特里几乎翻了一番家小姐的带领格里菲斯兰帕德切尔西最后寸照片就是这个道理。 “
Back to ENGLISH : Ms. Terry almost doubled home Frank Lampard Chelsea Griffith led the last inch photo is the truth. "
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 特里女士家幾乎增加了一倍格里菲斯率領切爾西蘭帕德過去寸照片就是這個道理。 “
Back to ENGLISH : Ms. Terry Griffith family has almost doubled in the last photo to Frank Lampard headed Chelsea is the truth. "
CROATIAN : Gospođa Griffith Terry obitelj gotovo je udvostručen u zadnjih fotografiju na čelu Chelsea Frank Lampard je istina. "
Back to ENGLISH : Ms. Terry Griffith family has almost doubled in the last photo at the head of Chelsea Frank Lampard's true. "