Bad Translator

Frapple · 16 Jan 2011 at 12:10

Original text:

"The Chronicles of Riddick Assault on Dark Athena "

...56 translations later we get:

"Ridikkudakuatena first"

Dr Delphi · 16 Jan 2011 at 12:13

"To be or not to be, that is the question"

...56 translations later we get:

"Or it could be useful."

Dr.EM · 16 Jan 2011 at 12:20

"It was once the case that the didgeridoo was the main instrument in an orchestra, however this is no longer so."

"In some cases, the best team, but timbodaneun dizheridu."

:confused:

Reldar · 16 Jan 2011 at 12:37

Original text:

"All your base are belong to us."

...56 translations later we get:

"Prohibition Key - white."

Lol?

Flubble · 16 Jan 2011 at 12:41

Original text:

"stop smelling my socks you disgusting dog"

...56 translations later we get:

"My training center to avoid."

:confused:

G-MAN2004 · 16 Jan 2011 at 12:42

Rich1988 said:
how? it doesnt say frank in the first translation??

I thought that too. Weird. :confused:

raikesi · 16 Jan 2011 at 12:43

"overclockers uk"
...56 translations later we get:
"See. March" :confused:

"i have huge balls"
...56 translations later we get:
"I have lots of Explosions."

vertica · 16 Jan 2011 at 13:05

"The main part of this course deals with the particular problems found in transonic flow"

...40 translations later we get:

"Anime Themes"

Tefal · 16 Jan 2011 at 13:12

http://www.translationparty.com/

that's the original one,it translates back an forth until it is the same/reaches equilibrium.

Cosimo · 16 Jan 2011 at 13:19

Tefal said:
http://www.translationparty.com/

that's the original one,it translates back an forth until it is the same/reaches equilibrium.

I remember that, just as bad as this one.

02goswej · 16 Jan 2011 at 13:23

"If you translate back into this sentence here, I will give you a piece no...A WHOLE Cake."

...56 translations later we get:

"However, a few words ... Cake"

vicisthebest · 16 Jan 2011 at 13:28

First line of my favourite song, Make You Feel My Love by Adele:

"When the rain is blowing in your face, and the whole world is on your case",

becomes

"Wind and rain in the world"

Hequn · 16 Jan 2011 at 13:29

Original text:

"It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue"

...50 translations later we get:

"Bleaching black and Anglo-Saxon"

L0rdMike · 16 Jan 2011 at 13:32

"Dog"

...56 translations later we get:

"March"

Matthew-1985 · 16 Jan 2011 at 14:39

"Matthew is the best name ever"
...56 translations later we get:
"Matt, aberdeen well."

Macky · 16 Jan 2011 at 14:43

Original text:

"the quick grey fox jumped over the lazy dog"

...56 translations later we get:

"Gray Fox gaereulhagoitda lazy right now."

WalesOwl · 16 Jan 2011 at 15:15

Original text:

"How about I go and study now?"

...50 translations later we get:

"Where to live?"

Perywinkle · 16 Jan 2011 at 15:20

Original text:

"I went to a whore house I used to frequent. But now I don't go there my money is spent."

...56 translations later we get:

"I am not crying, but rather than bitch money."

Perywinkle · 16 Jan 2011 at 15:22

Original text:

"I went to a whore house I used to frequent. But now I don't go there my money is spent."

...56 translations later we get:

"I am not crying, but rather than bitch money."

My dog has no nose!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Hamooukhoongsunekh!"

lols

Gackt · 16 Jan 2011 at 15:29

Original text:

"Could you pass me the potatoes? I like potatoes. And turtles."

...56 translations later we get:

"Potatoes? I love chips torture."