Bad Translator

[GreatAuk]

Original text:
"I will only believe him if he produces pictures including the image of some Hovis sliced bread."
...56 translations later we get:
"Panhobisu thoughts and images"

"cake"
...56 translations later we get:
"Kokaine"

Not too bad:
"paedophile"
...56 translations later we get:
"Sexual harassment."

Oh, this one is actually OK!
"British Broadcasting Corporation"
...56 translations later we get:
"BBC"

 

[Grandmaster Fap!]

"Do UFO's visit our planet?"
to
"Impressed by the leadership of the Pentagon?"


OMGTINFOILHAT.jpg!!!!

 

[L0rdMike]

"thisisnotaword"

...56 translations later we get:

"Stamp said."
:\


HUNGARIAN : thisisnotaword
Back to ENGLISH : thisisnotaword
ICELANDIC : thisisnotaword
Back to ENGLISH : this word snot

 

[imb4tman]

Original text:

"I had ten beers last night and I cannot remember anything that happened."

...50 translations later we get:

"10 beers and still can not remember what happened."

50 translations later and it seem to have better English than me.

 

[AKK9]

Haha, I love this.

Original text:
"There is no bathroom!"

...56 translations later we get:
"Inringmorditit!"

Is that even a word?

 

[mejinks]

"Looking for a car recommendation? Buy a BMW or a Mondeo, says OCUK Forums!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Von? Full voting okuka and buy a bmv forum!"

hmmmmm......

 

[Confused]

Original text:

"I seem to be having this tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle."

...56 translations later we get:

"In my life, I think the big picture."

 

[Scon]

"Gold is difficult for very young mothers."

 

[Cosimo]

Original text:

"Overclockers UK Forums"

...56 translations later we get:

"Bible Society."

 

[doofer]

Original text:
"Once upon a time"
...56 translations later we get:
"Internet"


There's got to be some sort of story to this...

 

[cheechm]

Original text:
"I love to go to school."

...50 translations later we get:​

"I can not go to school."

 

[spleenharvester]

"Anti-cake"

...10 translations later we get:

"Tangled warfare"

Original text:

"I seem to be having this tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle."

...56 translations later we get:

"In my life, I think the big picture."

Hitchhiker's Guide ***

Oh wait, forget it's blocked on this forum

 

[geekyEd]

"Morning glory"

...10 translations later we get:

"Bindweed"

 

[bJN]

Original text:

"This one time, in band camp, I stuck a flute in my p****."

...56 translations later we get:

"Golf Management Team."

*EDIT*

I think I broke it?

Original text:

"Hey bro he was in my face! I'm in your face!"

...56 translations later we get:

"ผมสงสัยว่าพี่ชายของฉัน! ฉ buernhlankhoong!"

 

[Viper²]

Original text:

"Smash her pasty!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Dining"

 

[mod1fied]

"I see dead people"

...56 translations later we get:

"I see death."

 

[Tefal]

http://www.translationparty.com/#8581132

let's go!
smash her pasty
into Japanese
彼女のペーストを破る
back into English
Her break paste
back into Japanese
彼女のブレークペースト
back into English
Her break paste


Equilibrium found!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.

cool story bro
into Japanese
クールな話は仲間
back into English
Cool companion story
back into Japanese
クールなコンパニオンの物語
back into English
The story of a cool companion
back into Japanese
クールな仲間の物語
back into English
The story of a cool companion
Equilibrium found!

 

[trigger-happy]

"hello gentlemen how are we today?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Hi, for"

 

[ubern00b]

"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals"

...56 translations later we get:

"I have pets Breastfeeding."

 

[SMN]

How much wood, paper groundhog?

This made me lol. Very good!