Badly explain what you do for a living.

[ik9000]

I hide snacks behind our dogs collar. Mini cheddars today.

If I'm not doing that I'm crafting lovely emails that nobody reads or understands.

civil servant to the cabinet then?

 

[M1k3H]

One more badly explanation on what I do:

I try my best to destroy something that the rest of the team has taken up to 2 years to design. If I break it I get to try and break it again once it's re-designed.

 

[ik9000]

One more badly explanation on what I do:

I try my best to destroy something that the rest of the team has taken up to 2 years to design. If I break it I get to try and break it again once it's re-designed.

(gung-ho) building contractor?

 

[LOAM]

I put spaces together on a sheet and send it to a group of people who ignore it and instead ring me and ask me questions I've already answered on the sheet.

 

[SexyGreyFox]

I also have to deal with people who are very well paid asking me for something I've already given them but they can't see it.

 

[ik9000]

I also have to deal with people who are very well paid asking me for something I've already given them but they can't see it.

confidence fraudster?

 

[ik9000]

I put spaces together on a sheet and send it to a group of people who ignore it and instead ring me and ask me questions I've already answered on the sheet.

habitual returner of PFI forms in daily newspapers?

 

[SexyGreyFox]

confidence fraudster?

#106 will give you a clue

 

[ik9000]

#106 will give you a clue

GP or some kind of shrink?

 

[scrivz69]

I see dead people.

 

[Pez]

Day Job) I do precision guesswork based on shoddy data, provided by so-cal business experts (!) to achieve often comical outcomes.

Extra Duties) I stand up old ladies, electrocute folk when their hearts stop and any number of other things necessary before the emergency Morrison's van with blue lights arrives

 

[Penfold101]

I attempt to communicate with flying machines and get them to tell me what's wrong, so they can go and end the lives of bad people.

 

[ik9000]

I attempt to communicate with flying machines and get them to tell me what's wrong, so they can go and end the lives of bad people.

you breed hornets? That's pretty niche man! Penfold Hornet Whisperer...

 

[SexyGreyFox]

GP or some kind of shrink?

Clinical Negligence
Inquests
Court of Protection
NHS Staff Legal problems etc

 

[FoxEye]

ooo fireman. Finally I know one

Now you just need a cop, a sailor, and a native Indian and you've found all the Village People.

 

[Penfold101]

you breed hornets? That's pretty niche man! Penfold Hornet Whisperer...

There are times during the day when I feel dealing with hornets might actually be preferable!

 

[ik9000]

I put things together, other people take them apart and I put them together again. This happens every single day, I always put things together to watch others take them apart. over and over again.

shelf stacker? Sorry, "Stock redistribution engineer"

 

[ik9000]

I put things together, other people take them apart and I put them together again. This happens every single day, I always put things together to watch others take them apart. over and over again.

shelf stacker? Sorry, "Stock redistribution engineer"

not even close

chef?
Edit: Or some kind of freight/baggage handler packing airplanes/freighter ships etc

 

[M1k3H]

(gung-ho) building contractor?

The difference is I get paid to do it, whilst the building contractor does it by accident (???)