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Badly explain what you do for a living.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by something daft already!!, 25 May 2021.

  1. ik9000

    Mobster

    Joined: 23 Nov 2019

    Posts: 2,537

    civil servant to the cabinet then?
     
  2. M1k3H

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 6 Jul 2010

    Posts: 1,831

    One more badly explanation on what I do:

    I try my best to destroy something that the rest of the team has taken up to 2 years to design. If I break it I get to try and break it again once it's re-designed.
     
  3. ik9000

    Mobster

    Joined: 23 Nov 2019

    Posts: 2,537

    (gung-ho) building contractor?
     
  4. LOAM

    Capodecina

    Joined: 20 Oct 2004

    Posts: 12,685

    Location: Nottingham

    I put spaces together on a sheet and send it to a group of people who ignore it and instead ring me and ask me questions I've already answered on the sheet.
     
  5. SexyGreyFox

    Man of Honour

    Joined: 29 Mar 2003

    Posts: 52,962

    Location: Stoke on Trent

    I also have to deal with people who are very well paid asking me for something I've already given them but they can't see it.
     
  6. ik9000

    Mobster

    Joined: 23 Nov 2019

    Posts: 2,537

    confidence fraudster?
     
  7. ik9000

    Mobster

    Joined: 23 Nov 2019

    Posts: 2,537

    habitual returner of PFI forms in daily newspapers?
     
  8. SexyGreyFox

    Man of Honour

    Joined: 29 Mar 2003

    Posts: 52,962

    Location: Stoke on Trent

    #106 will give you a clue
     
  9. ik9000

    Mobster

    Joined: 23 Nov 2019

    Posts: 2,537

    GP or some kind of shrink?
     
  10. scrivz69

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 6 Dec 2008

    Posts: 2,469

    Location: York

    I see dead people.
     
  11. Pez

    Mobster

    Joined: 20 Oct 2002

    Posts: 4,968

    Location: Warwickshire

    Day Job) I do precision guesswork based on shoddy data, provided by so-cal business experts (!) to achieve often comical outcomes.

    Extra Duties) I stand up old ladies, electrocute folk when their hearts stop and any number of other things necessary before the emergency Morrison's van with blue lights arrives :D
     
  12. Penfold101

    Gangster

    Joined: 19 May 2010

    Posts: 155

    I attempt to communicate with flying machines and get them to tell me what's wrong, so they can go and end the lives of bad people.
     
  13. ik9000

    Mobster

    Joined: 23 Nov 2019

    Posts: 2,537

    you breed hornets? That's pretty niche man! Penfold Hornet Whisperer...
     
  14. SexyGreyFox

    Man of Honour

    Joined: 29 Mar 2003

    Posts: 52,962

    Location: Stoke on Trent

    Clinical Negligence
    Inquests
    Court of Protection
    NHS Staff Legal problems etc
     
  15. FoxEye

    Caporegime

    Joined: 17 Feb 2006

    Posts: 28,281

    Location: Cornwall

    Now you just need a cop, a sailor, and a native Indian and you've found all the Village People.
     
  16. Penfold101

    Gangster

    Joined: 19 May 2010

    Posts: 155

    There are times during the day when I feel dealing with hornets might actually be preferable!
     
  17. Einskis Nokkur

    Gangster

    Joined: 12 Apr 2021

    Posts: 250

    Location: It is cold here.

    I put things together, other people take them apart and I put them together again. This happens every single day, I always put things together to watch others take them apart. over and over again.
     
  18. ik9000

    Mobster

    Joined: 23 Nov 2019

    Posts: 2,537

    shelf stacker? Sorry, "Stock redistribution engineer"
     
  19. Einskis Nokkur

    Gangster

    Joined: 12 Apr 2021

    Posts: 250

    Location: It is cold here.

    not even close
     
  20. ik9000

    Mobster

    Joined: 23 Nov 2019

    Posts: 2,537

    chef?
    Edit: Or some kind of freight/baggage handler packing airplanes/freighter ships etc