Bailiffs - what should i do?

[Fenris]

Turn him in to Chilli and feed it to his children.

 

[Rameses]

Why are you even asking?

Kill him and grind his bones to dust.

 

[lttlejoe]

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Could someone please translate this for me..?

 

[sigma]

Go all commando on his ass!

 

[Theophany]

Never invite a bailiff into/onto a property!
As far as I know, they can only forcibly enter a property with a warrant and I suspect as you are not the debtor, there will be no obligation for you to answer any questions they might ask.

If you are not the debtor, they are not your problem. After you ask them to leave, if they continue to come to your property then it constitutes harassment which is grounds to call the police to have them deal with it.

Provide identification that indemnifies you from any responsibility and tell him to do one. Failing that, stand and bang.

 

[wordy]

Invite him in, over power him, tie him up and waterboard him. I know it doesn't affect you, but he might not like it.

 

[CrixxzeH]

i would start by measuring he's eye sockets, i mean lets be honest it's only tea for crying out loud...