Beer joke.
- Thread starter gillywibble
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Yeah you'd never find a bar big enough.
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I get it. I'm worried 
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If you needed it explained then it was lost on you in the first place.
Haha thats brilliant
.*is scratching head*
It's a non joke, I wouldn't worry yourself.
A farmer walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep, to which his wife looks at him rather bemused, the farmer then says "This is the pig I have **** when you aren't up for sex" too which his wife replies "Dear, that is a sheep" the farmer then replies "I wasn't talking to you".
Mr. Benton thought he had had the last word when he presented his ex-wife with an unusual gift for her birthday. A tombstone on which he had carved, "Here lies my ex-wife Sonja.....cold as usual."
Much to his surprise, however, his wife one-upped him for his birthday with a tombstone of his own on which she'd had carved, "Here lies my ex-husband Bennett.....stiff at last."
Much to his surprise, however, his wife one-upped him for his birthday with a tombstone of his own on which she'd had carved, "Here lies my ex-husband Bennett.....stiff at last."
Haha.
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I went to the local Premature Ejaculation Society dinner last week.
I phoned up and asked if there was a dress code.
They said "No, just come in your pants".
I phoned up and asked if there was a dress code.
They said "No, just come in your pants".