Beer joke.

[antijoke]

Chuck Norris has been on Mars, that's why there is no life there.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

 

[apeZ]

Not bad @ OP.

 

[blix]

I went to the local Premature Ejaculation Society dinner last week.

I phoned up and asked if there was a dress code.

They said "No, just come in your pants".

 

[Nanobot]

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.

Funnier if barman asked if they wanted any food, and one says "Yes, I'll have the pi please"...

 

[Helios1234]

Lol ^^

 

[CliffyBiro]

OP is a Big Bang Theory joke if ever I heard one.

 

[platinum87]

at least it wasn't a flippin binary joke

01101011 01101110 01101111 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01100011 01101011

 

[platinum87]

bump, i cant belive no1 gets it, what a way to kill a thread

 

[A.N.Other]

bump, i cant belive no1 gets it, what a way to kill a thread

01110111 01101000 01101111 00100111 01110011 00100000 011101000 11010000 11001010 11100100 11001010 0111111

 

[Helium_Junkie]

bump, i cant belive no1 gets it, what a way to kill a thread

Or nobody could be arsed to translate "who's there" to binary?

Edit: Except that guy ^

 

[A.N.Other]

 

[platinum87]

01110111 01101000 01101111 00100111 01110011 00100000 011101000 11010000 11001010 11100100 11001010 0111111

lol

 

[Tummy]

I was really hoping that wasn't the joke and I was missing something

 

[JayMax]

0.9r = 1!!!!!

Or is it 1.9r = 2?

 

[ordinaryjoe]

Descarts walks into a bar and the bartender asks "The usual?"
Descarts replies "I think not", then disappears