Not so much a comedy entry but something with a lot of backstory plus a rare US made beer too -
So my best mate's wife found out that his favourite band "Clutch" had released their own beer through the New Belgium Brewery in the US and she couldn't find anywhere in the UK that stocked it. As it was coming up for Christmas and my mate was due back from Afghan I thought I'd try and source a bottle for him.
I contacted the Brewery and they said it was brewed for the US only so there were no exports and they didn't have any more left they could send. So I looked about and found a bottle on US eBay somewhere in Texas which I bought before realising that US has some funny state/international export laws around alcohol so the seller said he couldn't post it to me. However I have a few military friends in the US and so began a slightly epic tale of getting a single bottle of beer from the US to the UK.
The beers first port of call was a retired USAF fellow I knew in Dayton, Ohio who helps out at the USAF museum so I had the bottle sent there first, then using his contacts he sent the bottle down to MacDill AFB in Orlando where it was added to a deploying C-17 flight carrying various Embassy bits (caused a minor issue) landing at RAF Mildenhall, then it was picked up by a RAF mate based at RAF Marham who then arranged for it to be carried on a return flight of a Tornado GR4 heading back to my base at RAF Lossiemouth where I finally collected it from the pilot.
Even better was after I sent Clutches manager Jack Flanagan an e-mail about the trip with it's photo-diary, he circumvented all that faff (
) and had a bottle from the bands own personal stash held at the Brewery signed by the band and then posted directly to me, so for Christmas my mate had both a signed bottle and a spare bottle for us to actual drink.
The final kicker - my mate was delayed at Cyprus and made it home 3 days late and he'd never even heard of the beer - FFS dude!!!!