Beige trousers

give me a break guys i live on a golf course and all i see is young guys with polos and beige trousers so i obviously thought it was cool none the less i shall destroy my pair of trousers :)
 
Killa_ken said:
give me a break guys i live on a golf course and all i see is young guys with polos and beige trousers so i obviously thought it was cool none the less i shall destroy my pair of trousers :)
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So the guy that gave us the dating guide actually spends all his time watching young men in beige trousers and polo necks playing with their balls?

Sorry man but seriously beige? Burn them... NOW

Not that I can really take the mick too much I am being dragged off to play golf for the first time this weekend and will suck... badly.
 
Killa_ken said:
give me a break guys i live on a golf course and all i see is young guys with polos and beige trousers so i obviously thought it was cool none the less i shall destroy my pair of trousers
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Best thread of the week to be quite honest Killa_ken :) I'd still vote for trying :

Efour2 said:
Or you can drape a jumper around your neck and come to Romford, and wake up in hospital
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A mate of mine turned up at the pub with his new missus about a year ago, she was dressed up like a sailor & had a jumper over her shoulders - I'm afraid none of us could stop laughing & he took the poor darling home to get changed :)
 
Redman said:
A mate of mine turned up at the pub with his new missus about a year ago, she was dressed up like a sailor & had a jumper over her shoulders - I'm afraid none of us could stop laughing & he took the poor darling home to get changed :)
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hahaahahahahaha
 
If it's not black, it should be charcoal.. no other colour will do. Rock on, my brother.

Beige clothes are gay, fair and simple.. as are polo shirts.
 
Beren said:
Ummmm sorry but is this the same Killer ken that gave us the Ultimate Guide to dating?
http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17610864

Your prospective date not falling about laughing at your fashion sense is a good way to start pulling!!!

Sorry mate, memory of a mildly psychotic elephant... Sense of humour... like a mildly psychotic elephant!
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LOL

killa_ken said:
You might be thinking "what position is this guy in to tell us about girls" well the answer is a good one so listen up
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I'm not one to make sweeping generalisations, but owning (and wearing) beige slacks does not equate to female success. ;)
 
beige linen trousers, preferably with brown pin stripes = the dogs
infact, men in linen trousers in general...

but slacks? with a polo shirt? on a night out? no!
'oh but's it's not a polo shirt, it's a RALPH LAUREN polo shirt'
that doesn't make it ok -
unless you're 50+, and own a set of golf clubs that won't fit it the back of your brand new, convertible sports car
imo :p
 
mks2005 said:
I'm not one to make sweeping generalisations, but owning (and wearing) beige slacks does not equate to female success. ;)
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I dunno maybe he goes as that slightly nervous rich geeky type then all the women swarm round him taking pity (and thinking he i loaded of course ;) ).
 
The fact this thread exists proves that the op is having second thoughts about them...put them in the next charity bag and don't buy them again.
 
riddlermarc said:
Beige clothes are gay, fair and simple.. as are polo shirts.
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What's wrong with polo shirts? (they're techinically tennis shirts... though)
 
I think the OP has a duty to go put on the trousers and top and get someone to take a pic of him and post it here.

Not for our amusement or anything obviously, just so we can give him an honest appraisal. ;)
 
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