Best/Funniest Terrace Chants

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Evenin all.

What would be your Best and funniest Footie Chants youv'e ever sung/heard?

Best: Gotta be "your not singing anymore..." Most satifying to sing
Funniest: "If Heskey plays for England so can I..." :D made me larff

(Please star out any naughty words now lads:p, and nothing to nasty)
 
'Can we play you every week?? Caaaan we play you every week....' - sung by York at manyoo fans while trouncing them in the FA Cup in the nineties :D (still gets sung by York fans)

'Are you City in disguise?' sung at manyoo by Leeds before another bout of cheating and officiator bias robbed us of a win.
 
Away in a manger,
no crib for a bed,
the little lord jesus awoke,
and he said,
WE HATE DERBY, WE HATE DERBY, AHHHHHH!

U've never won **** all (Sung to most Div 1 clubs)
 
spurs are going down, they're going down, they're going down etc...

and

came south, you only came south for the sunshine! south for the sunshine!

all clock end faves!
 
To Kilmarnock:
You only sing when you're farming
Sing when you're farming
You only sing when you're farming

I can't read and I can't write
But that don't really matter
For I am just a Killie fan
And I can drive a tractor

To Arbroath:
You only sing when you're fishing
Sing when you're fishing
You only sing when you're fishing


etc ....
 
steven carr has a small **** etc..
roy keano, oooh, roy keano ooohh, for fifty thousand quid, he scores for real madrid!

and one for you liverpool fans:

sit down pinochio, sit down pinochio etc
 
"get yaa mascot off the pitch" - too lee hendrie

"you'll never play here again" - sung last week too boro fans, how ironic ;)

"edu edu, edu edu, he aint got a passport and his name is edu"
 
Reading fans to Chelsea (when they were top):

Top of the league, you're havin' a laugh.. etc.

Chelsea then scored, and replied with :

Top of the league, we're havin a laugh etc etc...

I heard they sang that for a few other games as well.
 
"Just a fat scouse *******, fat scouse *******" At Rooney

"Fat Boy giz a wave" at Rooney after he was subbed

"Feeed the, scoooouusers, let them know its christmas time"

"Sign on, sign on, with hope, in your heart, and you'll never work, again!"

"Viera, oh oh oh, Viera, oh oh oh, he gave Giggsy the ball, and Arsenal won **** all"

"You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day.
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps away."

"Leeds are our feeder club"
 
To Chesterfield fans...

"There once was a poor little Spireite,
his face was all tattered and torn
he made me feel SICK!
so I hit him with a BRICK!
and now he dont sing anymore!"

:D
 
He's only a poor little spireite
His face is all tattered and torn
He made me feel sick,
So I hit him with a brick
And now he don't sing any more! (wayyyyyyy!)
 
Originally posted by Nismo
To Chesterfield fans...

"There once was a poor little Spireite,
his face was all tattered and torn
he made me feel SICK!
so I hit him with a BRICK!
and now he dont sing anymore!"

:D
Click to expand...

Originally posted by Fusion
He's only a poor little spireite
His face is all tattered and torn
He made me feel sick,
So I hit him with a brick
And now he don't sing any more! (wayyyyyyy!)
Click to expand...

/me raises eyebrow

This one is especially weird, as not only were they posted in the SAME MINUTE! BUt the words are wrong too! Of course, the 'proper' words would be 'he's only a poor little cockney...'
 
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