Best/Funniest Terrace Chants
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Soldato
"You're the ****est referee" was quite appropriate on sunday 
old favs include
"Posh spice is a slapper her knickers smell of cod,
And when shes shagging beckham she thinks of Ormerod."
"Anders Svensson, Superstar, He comes from Sweden and he likes Abba "
"Knowing me, knowing you... Pahars, there is nothing he can't do, Knowing me, knowing you, Pahars, gonna score a goal or two"
New ones for the united game
"Rio, give us a bong, Rio, Rio give us a bong."
"Fergie, where's your horse? Fergie, Fergie, Where's your horse?"
Plenty for the skates, but I'd better not put my account in jeopardy
"Posh spice is a slapper her knickers smell of cod,
And when shes shagging beckham she thinks of Ormerod."
"Anders Svensson, Superstar, He comes from Sweden and he likes Abba "
"Knowing me, knowing you... Pahars, there is nothing he can't do, Knowing me, knowing you, Pahars, gonna score a goal or two"
New ones for the united game
"Rio, give us a bong, Rio, Rio give us a bong."
"Fergie, where's your horse? Fergie, Fergie, Where's your horse?"
Plenty for the skates, but I'd better not put my account in jeopardy
Man of Honour
One I remember West Ham fans singing years ago, to the tune of "I'm forever blowing bubbles". The subject of the song was Julian Dicks
I'm forever causing trouble
Kicking people in the air
They fly so high
Up to the sky
Then they come down, and fade, and die
I'm forever causing trouble
Kicking people in the air
They fly so high
Up to the sky
Then they come down, and fade, and die
The ****** man united went to Rome to see the Pope,
The ****** man united went to Rome to see the Pope,
The ****** man united went to Rome to see the Pope,
And this is what he said,
**** Off,
Who the **** are man united,
Who the **** are man united,
Who the **** are man united,
When the Blues go marching on, on, on.
Hark now here,
The City Sing,
United ran away,
And we will fight for ever more,
Because of Derby Day.
Oh Man City,
The only Football Team to come from Manchester.
A-N-E
L-K-A
Anelka is the player for me
with a nick nack paddywhack givwe a dog a bone
why dont United **** off home
There's some others, some I don't agree with, others are outdated but still very funny
The ****** man united went to Rome to see the Pope,
The ****** man united went to Rome to see the Pope,
And this is what he said,
**** Off,
Who the **** are man united,
Who the **** are man united,
Who the **** are man united,
When the Blues go marching on, on, on.
Hark now here,
The City Sing,
United ran away,
And we will fight for ever more,
Because of Derby Day.
Oh Man City,
The only Football Team to come from Manchester.
A-N-E
L-K-A
Anelka is the player for me
with a nick nack paddywhack givwe a dog a bone
why dont United **** off home
There's some others, some I don't agree with, others are outdated but still very funny
Soldato
In your bitter blue world,
You don't go to Wembley,
You don't win no cups,
You hate Man United,
And hope for **** ups,
In your bitter blue world
You don't go to Wembley,
You don't win no cups,
You hate Man United,
And hope for **** ups,
In your bitter blue world
Associate
Actually a few non related club ones....
The referee's a banker.... obviously change a letter there at the beguining, not too far away from s.....
Hey Hey..... Jimmy Hill, he's a poof, he's a poof.... repeat that a good few times in a Scottish accent..... its a riot
The referee's a banker.... obviously change a letter there at the beguining, not too far away from s.....
Hey Hey..... Jimmy Hill, he's a poof, he's a poof.... repeat that a good few times in a Scottish accent..... its a riot
had great fun singing this at Anfield. Every time he stood up, we started singing and didn't stop til he sat down again (he didn't stand for long
)Another funny one:
"Stand up if you hate Man U, Stand up if you hate Man U....."
sung whilst playing Man U and all there fans where already standing. They didn't know what to do, a fair amount sat down with the remaining lot looking around a bit puzzled