Best internet put-downs

riddlermarc · 19 Jun 2007 at 09:12

Your myspace page is.
You're 44 and trying to start a black metal band.
What a complete loser. I hope you end up recording your debut demo before you hit 50, you evil granny.*

I actually laughed out loud in the office, for some reason really struck a nerve

Just made me chuckle again re-reading it!

What classic put-downs have you read/heard?

* taken from here discussing the Ozzy/BLS situation..

iCraig · 19 Jun 2007 at 09:17

riddlermarc said:
What classic put-downs have you read/heard?

"Your thread sucks."

Deleted member 58846 · 19 Jun 2007 at 09:26

iCraig said:
"Your thread sucks."

You suck.....

EDIT: I have seen some wonderful but funny thing that people have said. I have acctually laughed out aloud before at the dumb stupid comments.

iCraig · 19 Jun 2007 at 09:27

zen62619 said:
You suck.....

Your signature is pointless.

Deleted member 58846 · 19 Jun 2007 at 09:27

iCraig said:
Your signature is pointless.

Your pointless

Helium_Junkie · 19 Jun 2007 at 09:31

So's your face.

iCraig · 19 Jun 2007 at 09:32

zen62619 said:
Your pointless

My pointless what?

Deleted member 58846 · 19 Jun 2007 at 09:33

iCraig said:
My pointless what?

You Are!!!!!!!!

iCraig · 19 Jun 2007 at 09:34

zen62619 said:
You Are!!!!!!!!

I am what?

fumbles · 19 Jun 2007 at 09:39

Woteva noodle head

Deleted member 58846 · 19 Jun 2007 at 09:39

iCraig said:
I am what?

Now........... These are the threads I laugh so hard at!!! pointless ones lolz

EDIT: I can see this thread been closed! for pointlessness

Whitestar · 19 Jun 2007 at 09:53

oh... I see your point.

dirtydog · 19 Jun 2007 at 09:54

zen62619 said:
Now........... These are the threads I laugh so hard at!!! pointless ones lolz

EDIT: I can see this thread been closed! for pointlessness

BEING

vincent1989 · 19 Jun 2007 at 09:54

your mum
and many other variants, usually raise a lol at the person using them.

iCraig · 19 Jun 2007 at 09:56

Your Mum is a butter-troll.

Hate · 19 Jun 2007 at 09:57

yes, i've spotted the problem

... your face

vincent1989 · 19 Jun 2007 at 09:57

iCraig said:
Your Mum is a butter-troll.

yeah, well your mum cant resist a butter roll

Booner! · 19 Jun 2007 at 09:57

Noob Tbh. kthnxbye. :rolleyes:

iCraig · 19 Jun 2007 at 10:00

bringerofdecay said:
yeah, well your mum cant resist a butter roll

Your Mum's so fat; she has more rolls than Greggs.

vincent1989 · 19 Jun 2007 at 10:03

iCraig said:
Your Mum's so fat; she has more rolls than Greggs.

your mums so fat she had to have new doorways put in, 5ft tall and 12 ft wide and even then it's a tight fit

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