Best job in the world?

I was offered a job running a team who develop and design the website for a company akin to Anne Summers. "Great! *rubs thighs*" I thought. The agent said he had to inform me that the job will require me to "look at pictures of nearly nude women" and that I may even encouter "these models in the flesh, as the photography is taken within the same building." At this point I had to mop up the drool. I went for the interview, and I had to refuse the job. The amount of stress was phenominal, everyone I met looked like they were ready to have a heart attack. :/

Another point to ponder is that someone like me would find it very hard to behave completely professionally in that sort of situation. I don't mean I'd be pouncing on the models, but can you imagine what would happen if you are caught staring, or perhaps you make a witty joke only for it to be taken offensively? Hello P45!
 
But I could say the same about erotic photography...after the 100th nude it would probably be just as boring.
Nope, I've been looking at unhealthy amounts of pornography for over a decade and I'm still not fed up with it :)

Another point to ponder is that someone like me would find it very hard to behave completely professionally in that sort of situation.
Hahahaha :D
 
Just leafing through a photography magazine and suddenly thought, wouldn't being an erotic photographer be the best job? It would make retouching a bit more interesting than removing dust from skies.


I've done a bit, and it's not that much fun rly. One has to remain professional! (as apposed to spending 3 hours slowly seducing the models and then accidentally tripping over a chord and falling *ooops* into a face full of muff).
 
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