Best man speech

[Gigi]

As bad as it sounds, I really hope I never get asked to do this!!

Im with you, cant do speeches.

OP - your speech looks fine to me, but then again, i hate doing speeches

 

[Aedus]

My best man speech has to cut out any swearing, have no alcohol references, no sex references and yet still be funny. Is this possible? All my funny stories involve 1 of the above.
Joys of your mate marrying an Indian. Tempted to put on tunak tunak tun, and just dance my way through it.

 

[a1ex2001]

I think I've heard it before!

Stop trying to be funny with jokes you found on forums.

Be yourself write something from the heart and people will be much much more impressed.

 

[Gregry254]

Also could do with a couple of jokes about having sex with the bride's mother.

What? Me or the groom? either way I don't see that ending well for me lol

 

[loopylou]

Don't you have any funny stories about how you first met, whether it was in primary school where his dreams where to be a fireman, dinner lady etc. Or a uni where his rather tragic pulling caused many funny stories. Need an actual story about him not some made up ones

 

[sanaxe1]

Very good.