Best way to calm nerves?

[Casdawer]

Evening all,

For some unknown reason I thought it would be a great idea to get married

The wedding is on Saturady and I'm starting to brick it

Any one got any suggestions on the best way to calm myself without the use of alcoholic beverages!

 

[Jono8]

fap

 

[Deleted member 66701]

Prostitutes

 

[wedrum]

ket

 

[Uther]

fap

 

[MatsyLR]

 

[FrenchTart]

Intense physical exercise.

 

[Akagi]

Gin.

e; Oh, missed the last part of your post.

A spliff!

 

[LOAM]

Right I can answer this. You wont have time for nerves on the day, it flies past so quickly that the biggest problem is actually setting some time aside for you and the now "wife". The pair of you are the stars of the event and just remember everyone is there for you, with you and not there to watch you mess up.

I cocked bits of ours up but they are actually the bits you remember most fondly.

 

[Bonjour]

Prostidudes

 

[wedrum]

do her mum

 

[soundb0y]

reefer

 

[Tefal]

Propranolol

 

[wedrum]

think the op is having second thoughts

 

[peterwalkley]

Watch every Hollywood movie related to weddings. Once you sit through all that garbage, nothing on the day can be worse.

 

[Casdawer]

fap

Nope, I'm storing it all up for her

Gin.

e; Oh, missed the last part of your post.

A spliff!

Once the wedding bit is done, Gin is my first stop! And Drugs are bad Mmmkay.

do her mum

If there was a 'vomit' emoji, I would put that here...

Propranolol

I've already got 'stress' herbal tablets but I'm pretty sure they're just sugar pills

 

[Dave M]

Hmm, set-up a really tough skirmish on red alert 2?

 

[Mr Badger]

do her mum

Only 127 forum posts and yet so wise.

 

[Diagro]

I don't get how your nervous. I was too busy to be nervous on the run up to my wedding.
The only time I was like "oh crap" was when I was waiting at the alter...

 

[Nate75]

Watch some cricket (but be sure to set your alarm in case you sleep in)