Best way to find food stealer...

[GingerNinja1989]

When we had a food thief in halls, we locked everything away in our rooms.

The culprit soon got caught out when he complained there was no food in the flat!

Cheeky sod seemed to think we should pay for it all...

 

[Fenris]

Just put "EXPERIMENT X7.10#" labels on all of your food.

Kinda useless if everyone knows what subjects your are studying.

 

[twist3d0n3]

if milk, white-wee in it.

if food, rub your chocolate spider on it.

eat out for a few days

then tell everyone you know what you did

look for people turning a funny shade of green

 

[jp_bl_68]

I thought maybe laxatives (this is uni afterall) but I'm not sure how much laxative you need to eat for it to work!

As much as you can lay your hands on, it's the only way to be sure. Or you could buy just what you need for that day.

But if that doesn't work ap mines might be the way to go. Pepper the perimeter with bouncing betties and claymores

 

[Clum]

Someone always used to drink my milk out of the bottle in halls. I coloured in the bottle rim with UV marker as we had a UV light in the communal room which used to be on pretty much every night. WIN.

 

[arknor]

As much as you can lay your hands on, it's the only way to be sure. Or you could buy just what you need for that day.

But if that doesn't work ap mines might be the way to go. Pepper the perimeter with bouncing betties and claymores

stick a whole pack in hot water and disolve them then dilute the milk with your watered down laxative mix.
it wont kill them but it will make them poo watery stuff that will massacre any clothing.

hide the toilet rolls asoon as you notice the milk thief has been

 

[Viper²]

Laser guided missles in the fridge. Maybe a nuke or 2 in the cupboards.

 

[trent]

Laxatives and then climfilm the toilet.

 

[Spyhop]

textbook

Deploy the passive-agressive hand written note

 

[Lightnix]

Replace most of your milk with a hydrogen peroxide emulsion. They'll never know what hit them.

 

[Vulcan]

Lace the cheese with LSD, then look for the student who believes he can fly down the hallway.

 

[djmc0]

Get a Husky Guinness Personal Drinks Refrigerator for your room.

 

[[SKR]Phoenix]

Cost you a couple quid, but worth it.

Buy Milk, Butter and Cheese. Write your name on with marker pen. Open each item, Jizz in/on, re-seal.

Job done!

 

[jp_bl_68]

Cost ........

How does that help? The thief will never know that he's eating your cheese. Where's the satisfaction, the justice?

 

[Nash]

Spike all the food you put in the fridge with cyanide but put a note on saying "UKTopGun's food: not for human consumption". When they inevitably die you know who ate it. And they're dead. Win win.

 

[Lightnix]

Okay, okay. What this guy clearly needs to do is to start buying pre-sliced cheese. Then one day, when it's likely it will be thieved, lace every slice with an invisible contact explosive, along with some high-explosive for a pay load. Look for the guy whose jaw is hanging off.

 

[wannabedamned]

How does that help? The thief will never know that he's eating your cheese. Where's the satisfaction, the justice?

You could announce it the next day when everyone is together in class. The person with a horrified look on their face is the culprit.

 

[cotton_flex]

laxatives, and then make sure all the bog rolls are finished!

 

[Nix]

Deploy the passive-agressive hand written note

 

[4T5]

Kill them All just to be sure !!!