lol... if that counts i'll tell you about my drop...
My first bike, aprilia rs125... got a dog from a dodgy trader
Anyhoo... last outing before it was going back to him, engine compression's in such a bad state the starter motor won't get it going, can only bump start.
I'm running with the bike, jump on ready to grab the clutch and my right hand grabs what it shouldn't... the front brake.
So there's me travelling ~10mph, both feet off the floor, in mid-air above the motorcycle about to land and i grab the frikkin front brake!
So... picture the bike stopping dead and me still moving... I go heals over head and land square on my back, bike falls over in slow motion.
Laugh my arse off...
Mirror pops off and footpeg bends... so nothing more than hurt pride really.
Couldn't stop laughing...