Bizarre comments from your missus.

Burnsy2023

Burnsy2023

Burnsy2023

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My missus comes out with some of the strangest comments sometimes. Tonight she came out saying she has a tiny girl crush with Yulia Tymoshenko. My response was "Who?". Turns out she likes her hair and taste in clothes.

She's the Prime Minister of Ukraine btw.

She also thinks John Prescott was hot when he was younger :eek:

So what bizarre stuff does you missus say?
 
"So are you coming out or are you watching football?"

"I know you said you will be gaming but can I still come round?"

"I'll Drive"

"Can I move in?"

"Are You paying?"

"I don't know what you see in that Interweb thingy"
 
-Tauren- said:
today at tea time, she came out with, that all ciders are 4% by law. :confused:
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In the recent budget, stronger ciders have been given an extra tax hike over the standard tax raise across all alcoholic drinks.
So her statement maybe isnt as ridiculous as it sounds, she's maybe got a couple of the facts wrong. (Or she may just actually be mental :p )
 
"It's not that I'm it's the I'm the on the dinnae, I'm it's the just dinnae".

For you Englandshire types, dinnae = "Don't".

And stuff. Any time she opens her gob to be honest, strange things come out. I can't and have never been able to fathom her out. :confused:
 
Draeger said:
"It's not that I'm it's the I'm the on the dinnae, I'm it's the just dinnae".

For you Englandshire types, dinnae = "Don't".

And stuff. Any time she opens her gob to be honest, strange things come out. I can't and have never been able to fathom her out. :confused:
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What the ****?
 
Whats the difference between Carling and Carling extra cold? And dont say its colder...

Ooo, i didnt know Brinklow had a castle. It was a church.

Shall i wash these bed clothes before i throw them out?

Where do they get it from
 
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