Bizarre comments from your missus.

Burnsy2023 · 25 Mar 2010 at 22:35

My missus comes out with some of the strangest comments sometimes. Tonight she came out saying she has a tiny girl crush with Yulia Tymoshenko. My response was "Who?". Turns out she likes her hair and taste in clothes.

She's the Prime Minister of Ukraine btw.

She also thinks John Prescott was hot when he was younger :eek:

So what bizarre stuff does you missus say?

Ahleckz · 25 Mar 2010 at 22:36

In her defence, Yulia is tasty...

I don't have a missus

Sinque · 25 Mar 2010 at 22:37

'Make your own food!'

Stelly · 25 Mar 2010 at 22:37

My misses thought that Money Penny was like her code name, and she would love to be Money Sophie

Stelly

D1ngd0ng · 25 Mar 2010 at 22:38

That we have very different taste in women (both a worry and a turn on no?)

Burnsy2023 · 25 Mar 2010 at 22:38

Ahleckz said:
In her defence, Yulia is tasty...

I don't have a missus

In her defence, at least she won a second term...

Mobius 1 · 25 Mar 2010 at 22:39

today at tea time, she came out with, that all ciders are 4% by law. :confused:

4T5 · 25 Mar 2010 at 22:39

Burnsy2023 said:
So what bizarre stuff does you missus say?

Can I come out the kitchen. :mad:

tb2000 · 25 Mar 2010 at 22:40

Ahleckz said:
In her defence, Yulia is tasty...

I have to agree.

Tummy · 25 Mar 2010 at 22:46

"Do they do vegetarian chicken?"

Cracking question from a few years ago.

4T5 · 25 Mar 2010 at 22:53

"So are you coming out or are you watching football?"

"I know you said you will be gaming but can I still come round?"

"I'll Drive"

"Can I move in?"

"Are You paying?"

"I don't know what you see in that Interweb thingy"

touch · 25 Mar 2010 at 23:05

-Tauren- said:
today at tea time, she came out with, that all ciders are 4% by law.

In the recent budget, stronger ciders have been given an extra tax hike over the standard tax raise across all alcoholic drinks.
So her statement maybe isnt as ridiculous as it sounds, she's maybe got a couple of the facts wrong. (Or she may just actually be mental

)

Draeger · 25 Mar 2010 at 23:05

"It's not that I'm it's the I'm the on the dinnae, I'm it's the just dinnae".

For you Englandshire types, dinnae = "Don't".

And stuff. Any time she opens her gob to be honest, strange things come out. I can't and have never been able to fathom her out. :confused:

plastic surgeon · 25 Mar 2010 at 23:06

So what bizarre stuff does you missus say?[/QUOTE said:
Why does it point off to the left so much?

plastic surgeon · 25 Mar 2010 at 23:08

Draeger said:
"It's not that I'm it's the I'm the on the dinnae, I'm it's the just dinnae".

For you Englandshire types, dinnae = "Don't".

And stuff. Any time she opens her gob to be honest, strange things come out. I can't and have never been able to fathom her out.

And you continue to spend time with this woman?

Viper² · 25 Mar 2010 at 23:10

Draeger said:
"It's not that I'm it's the I'm the on the dinnae, I'm it's the just dinnae".

For you Englandshire types, dinnae = "Don't".

And stuff. Any time she opens her gob to be honest, strange things come out. I can't and have never been able to fathom her out.

What the ****?

Danm54 · 25 Mar 2010 at 23:10

Whats the difference between Carling and Carling extra cold? And dont say its colder...

Ooo, i didnt know Brinklow had a castle. It was a church.

Shall i wash these bed clothes before i throw them out?

Where do they get it from

shauncr91 · 25 Mar 2010 at 23:12

Draeger said:
"It's not that I'm it's the I'm the on the dinnae, I'm it's the just dinnae".

For you Englandshire types, dinnae = "Don't".

And stuff. Any time she opens her gob to be honest, strange things come out. I can't and have never been able to fathom her out.

what the....

Burnsy2023 · 25 Mar 2010 at 23:13

Draeger said:
"It's not that I'm it's the I'm the on the dinnae, I'm it's the just dinnae".

For you Englandshire types, dinnae = "Don't".

And stuff. Any time she opens her gob to be honest, strange things come out. I can't and have never been able to fathom her out.

Take her back to whatever hospital you found her at.

Thekwango · 25 Mar 2010 at 23:14

"turn that ******** computer off" not that bizzare i know, what would be bizzare is if i listened to her and did turn it off!