Bizarre comments from your missus.
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I haven't either....
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Probably the best thread ever!
My ex didn't believe me whem I told her that bats are real!
'I thought they were made up for scary movies' she replied.
Sigh! At least she has massive jugs I suppose.
Side note for those of you who saw the 'gay' hair straighener thread she also sat on her GHD's and still has the scar to prove 6 years later. She still gets them out at parties ( the scars not the tatties) at the displeasure of her fiance and my wife...nice!
My ex didn't believe me whem I told her that bats are real!
'I thought they were made up for scary movies' she replied.
Sigh! At least she has massive jugs I suppose.
Side note for those of you who saw the 'gay' hair straighener thread she also sat on her GHD's and still has the scar to prove 6 years later. She still gets them out at parties ( the scars not the tatties) at the displeasure of her fiance and my wife...nice!
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Not ashamed to admit that I LOL'd and also spat a little bit of beer on to my table in amazement
"It's not that I'm it's the I'm the on the dinnae, I'm it's the just dinnae".
For you Englandshire types, dinnae = "Don't".
And stuff. Any time she opens her gob to be honest, strange things come out. I can't and have never been able to fathom her out.
Head explodes.
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I second this motion.
not too bad
Man crush much?
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Some random girl in a bar out here in Seoul told me last weekend
"your accent makes me very horny you sound like harry potter" in korean english
I nearly ****** myself laughing and spat beer all over her leg. Probally not what see was expecting as a respone. Though to give her credit she continued to work at gaining access to my wallet for at least another 30min before she gave up.
"your accent makes me very horny you sound like harry potter" in korean english
I nearly ****** myself laughing and spat beer all over her leg. Probally not what see was expecting as a respone. Though to give her credit she continued to work at gaining access to my wallet for at least another 30min before she gave up.
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She love you long time.
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My Gf talks in her sleep, the latest one she's had was mumbling something about game shows, she then turned to me half awake and said 'Im positive the answer is lord of the rings but im not sure'. She also had one where she kept telling me i was cruel, and should leave the bear alone.
She makes me giggle
She makes me giggle
I'm surprised you guys even know who she is.
She ain't that good in reality, pictures of her are way better.
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your dinners in the dog
My gf went mental at the taxi driver we had last weekend for costing too much until i pointed out it was the time she was looking at 20:00...
She also once tried to melt the ice of a frozen petrol cap with her lighter...I still belive she would have ended up with a darwin award for that one
She also once tried to melt the ice of a frozen petrol cap with her lighter...I still belive she would have ended up with a darwin award for that one
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