Bizarre comments from your missus.

[digipeep]

Flying into Paris Charles De Gaulle Airport a few years back the gf asked how long he had owned the airport for.

I said about 100 years, he's selling it next year.

Oh, she replied and she has a post graduate degree in Geography ffs!!

 

[Burnsy2023]

Sorry, I haven't got past thinking about your missus scissoring Yulia

I haven't either....

 

[plastic surgeon]

Probably the best thread ever!

My ex didn't believe me whem I told her that bats are real!
'I thought they were made up for scary movies' she replied.

Sigh! At least she has massive jugs I suppose.

Side note for those of you who saw the 'gay' hair straighener thread she also sat on her GHD's and still has the scar to prove 6 years later. She still gets them out at parties ( the scars not the tatties) at the displeasure of her fiance and my wife...nice!

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

A few years back: "When Arsenal play Holland, which side does Bergkamp play for?"

A small piece of me died that day.

Not ashamed to admit that I LOL'd and also spat a little bit of beer on to my table in amazement

 

[G-MAN2004]

"It's not that I'm it's the I'm the on the dinnae, I'm it's the just dinnae".

For you Englandshire types, dinnae = "Don't".

And stuff. Any time she opens her gob to be honest, strange things come out. I can't and have never been able to fathom her out.

Head explodes.

 

[Tefal]

She also thinks John Prescott was hot when he was younger

not too bad

 

[Pestilence]

Head explodes.

I second this motion.

 

[pingwing]

not too bad

Man crush much?

 

[House]

Some random girl in a bar out here in Seoul told me last weekend

"your accent makes me very horny you sound like harry potter" in korean english

I nearly ****** myself laughing and spat beer all over her leg. Probally not what see was expecting as a respone. Though to give her credit she continued to work at gaining access to my wallet for at least another 30min before she gave up.

 

[Pestilence]

She love you long time.

 

[Parky]

My Gf talks in her sleep, the latest one she's had was mumbling something about game shows, she then turned to me half awake and said 'Im positive the answer is lord of the rings but im not sure'. She also had one where she kept telling me i was cruel, and should leave the bear alone.

She makes me giggle

 

[Aero]

"If I was a trucker I'd be fat" she really does amaze me sometimes

 

[robgmun]

She hasn't seen Ice Truckers then, one trucker is quite a fit bird!

 

[Skully]

I always put this one down when threads like this come around,

'Who won World War Two?'

 

[MikeB]

Mine asked if Tottenham is next to Middlesborough

 

[inflynx]

Tonight she came out saying she has a tiny girl crush with Yulia Tymoshenko.

I'm surprised you guys even know who she is.

She ain't that good in reality, pictures of her are way better.

 

[izzy eckerslike]

your dinners in the dog

 

[Malakite]

My gf went mental at the taxi driver we had last weekend for costing too much until i pointed out it was the time she was looking at 20:00...

She also once tried to melt the ice of a frozen petrol cap with her lighter...I still belive she would have ended up with a darwin award for that one

 

[Saytan]

women are idiots.

 

[4T5]

Women are Gorgeous

Corrected.

I love there smell & how soft they are & I like the silly things they do.