tb2000 said:Blackadder: Come on, the moment that collection of inbred mutants you call your relatives heard you were sick, they'll have sent you a hamper the size of Westminster Abbey.
George: My family is not inbred!
Blackadder: Come on - somewhere outside Saffron Walden there's an uncle who's seven feet tall with no chin and an Adam's Apple that makes him look as though he's constantly trying to swallow a ballcock.
George: I have not got an uncles like that - and anyway, he lives in Walton -on-the-Naze.
Blackadder: Exactly. Now where's the grub?
I've been to Walton-on-the-Naze!!! Its a mess of pregnant single mums!! And chinless ballcock swallowing goons.