Blasphemy: They are changing Marmite !

Phantom · 24 Mar 2006 at 14:37

stock up while you can then... i hear it lasts for centuries so no change of it going off (seen as its already decomposed/extract matter anyway - bleurgh!)

Supercow · 24 Mar 2006 at 14:37

It is just one of those all-time products, that is perfect in every way (whether you like it or not) should be be kept the same forever and ever

Borris · 24 Mar 2006 at 14:40

Come off it kids - They haven't changed it - They've created a new product.

They will still be selling plain, old-fashioned tar in a jar.

</voice of reason>

Murf · 24 Mar 2006 at 14:40

Bri said:
Are they going to make it nice?

Red and White · 24 Mar 2006 at 14:41

why do you all care so much, isnt marmite a mixture of crud and rat sperm?

its just nasty

Bubo · 24 Mar 2006 at 16:20

sup3rc0w said:
From now on, it will be in these stupid squeezy bottles, and it will be thinner too.

Isn't this just Bovril, in a squeezy bottle?

Supercow · 24 Mar 2006 at 16:22

Bubo said:
Isn't this just Bovril, in a squeezy bottle?

You cant taste the difference between bovril and marmite?

jamoor · 24 Mar 2006 at 17:33

S@njay said:
Wait for the huge buildup, and have a huge marketing ploy to change back to original marmite.

Good ploy to make more people aware of marmite!

"choco pops - coco pops"

could have sworn it was choco krispies!

Borris · 24 Mar 2006 at 17:41

sup3rc0w said:
You cant taste the difference between bovril and marmite?

It would be even funnier if Bubo were vegetarian. I can imagine the conversation now:

Bubo's Mum: We're out of Marmite - will Bovril be ok
Bubo: Sure, there can't be any meat in it if it tastes the same as yeast extract.
Bubo's Mum: Ok then - I'll just go and melt some bovine spinal cords.

singist · 24 Mar 2006 at 17:58

grabs coat ...... dashes out to panic buy all the Marmite within 5 mile radius ....

I'll be rich, I tells ya! .....

Parmesan · 24 Mar 2006 at 19:26

marmite forums........ :confused:

VeNT · 24 Mar 2006 at 19:41

its still gonna taste like bottled rust

schnipps · 24 Mar 2006 at 20:14

Thank god they are moving with the times, i used to love the stuff but its far to hard to spread it just rips the bread to shreds. I will defo start buying it again if they soften it.

androo · 24 Mar 2006 at 20:17

Did you know they also took Beef out of Bovril?

Takhisis · 24 Mar 2006 at 20:20

Bri said:
Are they going to make it nice?

Nothing could make it taste nice

Scythe · 24 Mar 2006 at 20:24

Bri said:
Are they going to make it nice?

lukechad · 24 Mar 2006 at 20:31

I am sure the smell of the stuff on the way to work from the factory at half 5 in a morning will still make me feel hungry even if it does go in squeezy bottles

William · 24 Mar 2006 at 20:34

The Scum!

*Redons marmite signature after one year of redundancy!* :mad:

edit: When I can find it.....

Andy C · 24 Mar 2006 at 20:41

JoeRiches said:
marmite forums........

The worrying thing about that forum are people saying things such as...

"and the MARMITE experience is really dear to me"

However, I don't think I'd ever buy it in a squeezy bottle, it's just not right. I don't even buy HP Sauce in a squeezy bottle, it has to be the square glass one!

William · 24 Mar 2006 at 20:41

Hang on, the factory is in Burton....

Get yer torches!