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LOL @ all those jokes. I guessed the first one before I saw the punchline. Anyway, here are my contributions:
One day, a blonde was driving along in her car through the country, and she passed by a field. She sees another blonde sitting in a rowing boat in the middle of the field, rowing. She asks her what she is doing. She replies:
"I'm rowing through this field. What does it look like I'm doing?" To this, the other blonde replies:
"It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name. If I could swim, I would be over there to give you a piece of my mind!
And now for another one:
A blonde is going to New York for a holiday, and she has bought Second Class airline tickets. She gets on the plane, and says to herself:
"Hey, I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York in style." So she goes and sits in First Class. The Stewardess comes along and says:
"Excuse me, miss. Your tickets only allow you to sit in Second Class. I'm going to have to ask you to move into your seat in Second Class." Yet the blonde refuses to move. So the Stewardess goes to see the Captain, and says:
"I've got a blonde with tickets for Second Class sitting in First Class, and she is refusing to move." And so, the Captain moves down the plane to First Class. The blonde says:
"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York in style, so I'm sitting in First Class." The Captain whispers in the blonde's ear. Her eyes widen, and she immediately stands up, and goes to sit in Second Class. The Stewardess says:
"How did you do that?" The Captain replies:
"It's easy. My wife's a blonde, so I'm used to dealing with her. All I said was that First Class wasn't going to New York."
And now for some quick little ones:
What do you do if a blonde throws a Hand Grenade at you?
Take the pin out and throw it back.
If a blonde and a brunette fell from a building at the same time, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.
And now another not-too-long one:
A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger have all been shipwrecked on a desert island. By chance they find Magic Lamp, and they rub it. Out comes a genie, and he says:
"I am a genie! I can only grant three wishes, so you may only have one wish each!"
The brunette says: "I wish I was back with my family." And so, the genie mutters a few words, and she disappears in a puff of smoke.
The ginger says: "I wish I was back at work." So, once again, the genie says a few words under his breath, and the ginger disappears.
It's now the blondes turn, and she says:
"It's a bit lonely here. I wish the other two girls were back."
And now for one a bit childish, but still funny:
A brunette, a ginger, and a blonde discover a magic slide, which will grant them something, and they must say what they want as they go done the slide, and it will be at the bottom of the slide, where they land. So the brunette climbs up, and as she slides down goes:
"Money!" And she lands in a big pile of money. The ginger climbs up, and as she slides down, she goes:
"Shoes!" And she lands in a big pile of expensive shoes. But now, the blonde climbs up to the top. As she slides down she goes:
"Wee!"
One day, a blonde was driving along in her car through the country, and she passed by a field. She sees another blonde sitting in a rowing boat in the middle of the field, rowing. She asks her what she is doing. She replies:
"I'm rowing through this field. What does it look like I'm doing?" To this, the other blonde replies:
"It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name. If I could swim, I would be over there to give you a piece of my mind!
And now for another one:
A blonde is going to New York for a holiday, and she has bought Second Class airline tickets. She gets on the plane, and says to herself:
"Hey, I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York in style." So she goes and sits in First Class. The Stewardess comes along and says:
"Excuse me, miss. Your tickets only allow you to sit in Second Class. I'm going to have to ask you to move into your seat in Second Class." Yet the blonde refuses to move. So the Stewardess goes to see the Captain, and says:
"I've got a blonde with tickets for Second Class sitting in First Class, and she is refusing to move." And so, the Captain moves down the plane to First Class. The blonde says:
"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York in style, so I'm sitting in First Class." The Captain whispers in the blonde's ear. Her eyes widen, and she immediately stands up, and goes to sit in Second Class. The Stewardess says:
"How did you do that?" The Captain replies:
"It's easy. My wife's a blonde, so I'm used to dealing with her. All I said was that First Class wasn't going to New York."
And now for some quick little ones:
What do you do if a blonde throws a Hand Grenade at you?
Take the pin out and throw it back.
If a blonde and a brunette fell from a building at the same time, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.
And now another not-too-long one:
A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger have all been shipwrecked on a desert island. By chance they find Magic Lamp, and they rub it. Out comes a genie, and he says:
"I am a genie! I can only grant three wishes, so you may only have one wish each!"
The brunette says: "I wish I was back with my family." And so, the genie mutters a few words, and she disappears in a puff of smoke.
The ginger says: "I wish I was back at work." So, once again, the genie says a few words under his breath, and the ginger disappears.
It's now the blondes turn, and she says:
"It's a bit lonely here. I wish the other two girls were back."
And now for one a bit childish, but still funny:
A brunette, a ginger, and a blonde discover a magic slide, which will grant them something, and they must say what they want as they go done the slide, and it will be at the bottom of the slide, where they land. So the brunette climbs up, and as she slides down goes:
"Money!" And she lands in a big pile of money. The ginger climbs up, and as she slides down, she goes:
"Shoes!" And she lands in a big pile of expensive shoes. But now, the blonde climbs up to the top. As she slides down she goes:
"Wee!"
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Oh, and your sig is too big mate, better change that too 
