Blonde Joke...!

Megahurtz400 said:
Only blonde women are stupid :D
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Nope, my girlfriend isn't stupid, and doesn't have 'blonde moments' either, yet she is blonde. Her best mate on the other hand, who is also blonde often has blonde moments. :D

I like blonde jokes...but I have to be careful and not make them in front of my girlfriend. :p

InvG
 
Virdi said:
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
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This joke is perfect for sending to my miserable mate. It's quite funny and fits into a 145 character text message leaving 15 characters spare. :D
 
InvaderGIR said:
Nope, my girlfriend isn't stupid, and doesn't have 'blonde moments' either, yet she is blonde. Her best mate on the other hand, who is also blonde often has blonde moments. :D

I like blonde jokes...but I have to be careful and not make them in front of my girlfriend. :p

InvG
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A blonde joke you can tell in front of her

A lawyer and an blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.

The lawyer leans over to the blonde and asks if she would like to play a fun game.

The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is real easy and is a lot of fun. He explains “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don’t know the answer, I’ll pay you $5.”

Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get to sleep.

The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, “OK, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I’ll pay you $100!”

This catches the blondes attention, and she sees no end to this torment unless she plays, so she agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?” The blonde doesn’t say a word, but reaches into her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it’s the blondes turn. She asks the lawyer“What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?”

The lawyer looks over at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers–all to no avail.

After about an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $100. The blonde politely takes the $100 and turns away to try to get back to sleep. The lawyer, more than a little miffed, shakes the blonde and asks “Well, so what’s the answer?” Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and turns away to get back to sleep.
 
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laissez-faire said:
Blondes are not stupid in an IQ sense, but if they are attractive then they have siply gotten used to having things done for them at the fluttering of the eyebrows from a young age!

Ugly fat blondes are really independent and witty, just like most ugly people!
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I would say natural blondes are generally intelligent (I almost err on the side of saying more intelligent than others from personal experience). Peroxide blondes on the other hand deserve all the jokes we can make up...
 
Amp34 said:
I would say natural blondes are generally intelligent (I almost err on the side of saying more intelligent than others from personal experience). Peroxide blondes on the other hand deserve all the jokes we can make up...
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Yeah, my girlfriend and her best mate are actually really clever, but her mate does have many moments too. :D

As for the blonde + laywer joke...brilliant. :D

InvG
 
One morning break a worker went into the office kitchen and found a new blonde girl employee painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice looking denim jacket.

Rather puzzled, he asked her why she was wearing a fur coat rather than old clothes or overalls.

She showed him the instructions on the tin,

"For best results, put on two coats".
 
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. You can't, they have always been like that.

Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?
A. She has a tampon tucked behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence.

And just for InvaderGIR....

Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see them.

:D
 
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