Bog Trolls

Soldato
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Oh Man why is this now everywhere, Bog Trolls in the toilets of clubs, i know it has always been the case in around pub/club places in London and no doubt further afield but it seems to be everywhere in Southampton now.

My beef is they are always black people? is that a play on some sort of race/slave thing? Not once have i ever seen a white person doing it. Then comes the guilt/puppy eyes or even abuse i have seen when in London once,

what is the correct act? they seem to expect a £1 each time and just hassle you, the amount of blokes that don't even wash there hands now because they don't wanna face the troll.

i once paid £1 and that was that, even though he asked me each time thereafter!

I hate it, infact i hate the places that have that service, but sometimes you have to go with the group, anyway just wondered what everyone else's take was on this?
 
Some of them muse me, especially when they shout

"no spray no lay"

and my personal favorite

"no splash no gash"
 
We have this at every club in redditch.

I always wash my hands with soap after and just walk away.

why should i tip him for holding a soap bottle and turning a tap on? :confused:
 
Some of them muse me, especially when they shout

"no spray no lay"

and my personal favorite

"no splash no gash"

This must be a national thing :D

Think there is a school where they teach them all the lines that "guarantee you a pound from everyone who pees!"
 
its always black people, often poor english and the puppy eyes get to me when im drunk, someone has hatched this altogether, its a play on some old fashioned view of black and white... VERY wrong in my eyes
 
The one in one of my local cattle-market clubs sings to you...

'Go freshen up, you got to freshen up, go freshen up, got to freshen up....'
 
Most of the toilets round this area have more than 1 person sitting in them too.

So if you dont tip the bloke holding the soap, you either tip the one trying to block the door or have some awesome ninja skills to escape.
 
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