Bog Trolls

Cosmic182 · 19 Sep 2010 at 19:57

wash ya fingers for da mingers
no soap, no hope!

~Divine~Wind~ · 19 Sep 2010 at 19:58

SideWinder · 19 Sep 2010 at 20:00

No Davidoff, no have'it'off!

Randomface74 · 19 Sep 2010 at 20:07

I love the term Bog Troll, gonna use it more.

RetiredGreyFox · 19 Sep 2010 at 20:08

Never knew it happened in this country.
I expect it in Egypt and Tunisia.

jp_bl_68 · 19 Sep 2010 at 20:16

_Jimlad_ said:
My beef is they are always black people? is that a play on some sort of race/slave thing?

I believe they're known as "bog ****"

Hate them, don't tip them, and the aftershave they have is always terrible.

Metatron · 19 Sep 2010 at 20:18

jp_bl_68 said:
"bog ****"

_Jimlad_ · 19 Sep 2010 at 20:18

yeah i can imagine them running out of there best seller and looking at the tap they are sat next too... top up!

Megahurtz400 · 19 Sep 2010 at 20:19

Theres a few in Colchester, but only ever give them a quid if i have some aftershave or gum.

Greenlizard0 · 19 Sep 2010 at 20:23

Can't stand them, I just ignore them and walk on.

Unless of course I'm feeling a bit emotionally insecure. No ladies are looking at me. My friends think I smell of gay. It's nice to sit there with him and suck a lollipop in the toilet.

Marky · 19 Sep 2010 at 20:25

I really hate it - but I wash my hands and when they offer me anything I just say "No, it's okay thanks"

Seems to work

Cosimo · 19 Sep 2010 at 20:38

Bog Trolls, is this a new product you can by in Tesco?

Monkey Puzzle · 19 Sep 2010 at 20:44

SideWinder said:
I only tip if i want some of the aftershave they offer. Normally this is when i am wasted.

Monkey Puzzle · 19 Sep 2010 at 20:47

Greenlizard0 said:
Unless of course I'm feeling a bit emotionally insecure. No ladies are looking at me. My friends think I smell of gay. It's nice to sit there with him and suck a lollipop in the toilet.

Do you smell of gay after you've sucked on the lollipop?

rallyfan1986 · 19 Sep 2010 at 20:51

toilet ghosts - i never see them go in, and you never see them leave, they just appear

milkinc13 · 19 Sep 2010 at 21:25

1 in the club in town makes me laugh, waisted tallent, and yes it's the normal calls of
"no spray no lay"

"no splash no gash"

Murf · 19 Sep 2010 at 21:38

I heard them referred to as "Loogerians" once which I thought was pretty funny.

They really annoy me. I never tip.

Ricochet J · 19 Sep 2010 at 21:39

cymatty said:
Some of them muse me, especially when they shout

"no spray no lay"

and my personal favorite

"no splash no gash"

In London clubs I often hear "no Armani no ******" (slang term for vagina).

Judgeneo · 19 Sep 2010 at 21:41

annoys me more that they sit on stools that prevent you from using one of the sinks.

cymatty · 19 Sep 2010 at 21:42

Ricochet J said:
In London clubs I often hear "no Armani no ******" (slang term for vagina).

There must be a website where they share these pearls of wisdom.

Bog Trolls

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