Bored? Watch a sandwich go mouldy

Russinating · 5 May 2020 at 11:46

https://sandwich.jonesmillbank.com

We're creating a timelapse for an upcoming online course of a sandwich going mouldy, and I figured why not share the process with the world...! So I've set up a live sync of the images to display the most recent on that microsite.

Someone here's got £5 on the avo going brown by 5pm. The first photo...

Anyway, enjoy

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Psymonkee · 5 May 2020 at 11:49

Might as well do something with a multi monitor setup!

[FnG]magnolia · 5 May 2020 at 12:06

Fist of all, thanks for that.

Second of all, is that white bread and some kind of rolled not-chicken substitute? And then you add avocado?

So many welps right now.

e: your tomato should be cut about 1cm wide and you're not hitting that mark. Have a word with your vegetable guy, poor form.

e2: Although, I will watch the sandwich go mouldy. So we're clear. Constructive criticism can sit hand in hand with 'Ew!'

Russinating · 5 May 2020 at 12:09

Yeah, it was decided we didn't want to offend any veggies/vegans so it's Quorn 'chicken slices', hence them cracking so easily already. They'll probably look exactly the same in 3 weeks time.

Avo is to get the fire started, baby.

[FnG]magnolia · 5 May 2020 at 12:11

I've just read the small print on the link which I missed, my apologies.

I'm feeling pretty pumped to see what happens.

Columbo · 5 May 2020 at 12:25

Russinating said:
Yeah, it was decided we didn't want to offend any veggies/vegans so it's Quorn 'chicken slices', hence them cracking so easily already. They'll probably look exactly the same in 3 weeks time.

Avo is to get the fire started, baby.

As a meat eater I'm offended because Avocado on anything is simply wrong on every level.

Psymonkee · 5 May 2020 at 12:27

Russinating said:
Yeah, it was decided we didn't want to offend any veggies/vegans so it's Quorn 'chicken slices', hence them cracking so easily already. They'll probably look exactly the same in 3 weeks time.

Avo is to get the fire started, baby.

See I'd love to see a quorn slices vs real meat comparison

Russinating · 5 May 2020 at 12:40

Psymonkee said:
See I'd love to see a quorn slices vs real meat comparison

Maybe there'll be a sequel. Processed bread vs baker's loaf as well.

chroniclard · 5 May 2020 at 12:48

I'm watching live, all day.

randal · 5 May 2020 at 12:51

Kind reminds me of this from the dawn of the Internet:

http://www.stinkymeat.net/stinkymeat/day1/

Yadda · 5 May 2020 at 14:15

What bread did you use? Some lasts longer than sheet asbestos.

Edit: where's the seasoning and dressing?

Feek · 5 May 2020 at 14:20

The bar at the bottom with the question mark on the left is blocking the bottom of the sarnie

Russinating · 5 May 2020 at 14:35

Fixed! Guessing that's a tablet.

Efour · 5 May 2020 at 14:37

I'm so up for this thx.

Feek · 5 May 2020 at 14:38

Russinating said:
Fixed! Guessing that's a tablet.

Not fixed.
No, it's Safari on my MacBook. The iMac does the same with Safari. If I use Chrome, the display changes and shows me the text that you'd get if you hit ? and there's no way to get back. If I hit CTRL - to zoom out, I get the same broken display.

That's zoomed out in the browser.

Russinating · 5 May 2020 at 14:45

Bloody Macs!

The text should be there on desktop, and not if on mobile (width less than 1400px). I've no idea what's going on with that new screenshot!

200sols · 5 May 2020 at 14:47

I bet this sandwich looks glorious on OLED.

robfosters · 5 May 2020 at 14:52

Is this what lockdown has reduced us to

Feek · 5 May 2020 at 15:09

I'm enjoying it. How are you lighting it, is there any heat from lights affecting how quickly it goes off?

But all non meat products is a shame, it won't be the same as using a real dead animal.

413x · 5 May 2020 at 15:15

Longest fap ever..