its a Scotsman inside the walls of York after a certain time IIRC. although I think its probably been repealed by now, here's some more
With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday.
All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.
London Hackney Carriages (taxis/cabs) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats.
It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar).
It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person.
Chelsea Pensioner may not be impersonated.
A bed may not be hung out of a window.
It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.
Mince pies are not to be eaten on Christmas Day.
Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.
It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour.
If a steam locomotive is driven on roads, a man must walk in front of the vehicle with a red flag during the day and a red lantern at night to warn passers-by.
All steam locomotives are limited to 4mph on roads.
You may not make out in public.
It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.
Committing suicide is classified as a capital crime. (Repealed)
Interfering with the mail or sleeping with the consort of the Queen is classed as treason, and as such, carries a maximum penalty of death. (Repealed 1998)
Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason.
Chester:
You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
Hereford :
You may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close.
Liverpool:
It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
London:
Companies may vote in local elections.
York:
Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
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you trying to say all elephants die of exactly the same reason. 