Breaking into a Safe

lookitsjonno · 5 Apr 2013 at 16:13

Mat said:
That's all well and good, but WHY HAVEN'T YOU TOLD US WHAT WAS INSIDE?!?!111

That's all we want to know

See OP

MooMoo444 · 5 Apr 2013 at 16:15

Couldn't have been a very good quality safe if it swings open with only a few whacks with a mallet

Mat · 5 Apr 2013 at 16:15

lookitsjonno said:
See OP

Oh yeah... sorry.
I got it mixed up with the blue one in the Reddit link someone posted

Carry on

Cosimo · 5 Apr 2013 at 16:20

Russinating said:
Not sure if anyone else has asked this yet but...

Why on earth do you carry your safe keys around along with your household keys?!

To keep them safe.

mp3duck · 5 Apr 2013 at 16:38

soundood said:
BANG !! and the Dirt is gone

Cheers for reminding me, I need to buy some cillit bang

spankingtexan · 5 Apr 2013 at 18:16

Nitroglycerin, but only a small amount, remember you're only supposed to blow the bloody door off.

scotty365 · 7 Apr 2013 at 12:33

Find someone who has a grinder and a pile of slitting discs, be careful to keep the sparks on the out side so you dont destroy the contents. I would hazard a guess that I would be in within an hour but if its made from something really strong then I would smash it off the wall and take it to work and pop it under the 250 ton press, a few carefully placed pieces of steel would see it open in a jiffy...

Or just smash it about 8 times with an hammer...lol :rolleyes:

Pixel · 7 Apr 2013 at 13:59

I was going to suggest you take a photo of the safe, transfer it to your computer, create a 3D rendering of it, then create a 3D render of the key you lost. You should then be able to retrieve a digital copy of your passport from the virtual safe.

Once you have the digital passport, get one of those new 3D printers and print it out.

PooBrain · 7 Apr 2013 at 14:46

Just put your fist through it like Superman, see if it works.