brilliant joke time!

Pebbles said:
In an effort to save the thread....



Dorothy is very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She goes to the mortuary to look at her dearly departed & the instant she sees him she starts wailing & crying.

One of the attendants rushes up to comfort her. Through her tears she explains that she was upset because Albert was wearing a black suit and that it was his dying wish to be buried in a blue suit.

The attendant apologises & explains that they always put the bodies in a black suit as a matter of course, but he'd see what he could do. The next day Dorothy returns to the mortuary to have one last moment with Albert before his funeral the following day.

When the attendant pulls back the curtain, Dorothy manages to smile through her tears as Albert is now wearing a smart blue suit. She asks the attendant

"how did you manage to get hold of that beautiful blue suit?"

"Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man about your husband's size was brought in & he was wearing a blue suit. His wife explained that she was very upset as he had always wanted to be buried in a black suit" the attendant replied.

He continued "After that it was simply a matter of swapping the heads" .

:D
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Hahaha, now thats a joke. :D
 
A guy rings up work one morning:
"sorry boss I can't come to work today because I'm sick"

To which his boss replies:
"Well how sick are you???"

To which the man answers:
"I'm in bed with my daughter!!!"

:p :D ;) :p :D
 
liam72uk said:
A guy rings up work one morning:
"sorry boss I can't come to work today because I'm sick"

To which his boss replies:
"Well how sick are you???"

To which the man answers:
"I'm in bed with my daughter!!!"

:p :D ;) :p :D
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lol please dont ruin my thread!!!!
 
My fave at the moment -

A chavette goes into the benefits office and asks for more money.
Officer - How many kids have you got?
Chavette - Ten
Officer - What are their names?
Chavette - Theres Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne.
Officer - Isn't that confusing?
Chavette - No, I can shout them in the street and they all come in at the same time
Officer - But what if you want to talk to just one of them?
Chavette - Thats easy, I just use their Dads surnames.
 
iCraig said:
The word "where's"

What other ways are there to prounounce that word, and what is its meaning?
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Ummm. I still dont get it, and what way to spell and say the word? :confused:
 
dmpoole said:
My fave at the moment -

A chavette goes into the benefits office and asks for more money.
Officer - How many kids have you got?
Chavette - Ten
Officer - What are their names?
Chavette - Theres Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne.
Officer - Isn't that confusing?
Chavette - No, I can shout them in the street and they all come in at the same time
Officer - But what if you want to talk to just one of them?
Chavette - Thats easy, I just use their Dads surnames.
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such a quality joke, cant remember where i heard it though!
 
Zip said:
Ummm. I still dont get it, and what way to spell and say the word? :confused:
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Wears. Although I still don't think this will be enough for you to understand it :(
 
I remember there being a huge thread when this joke was posted last time which was full of people not getting it...myself included :o

Problem was, its not that funny lol :p
 
Mikol said:
Wears. Although I still don't think this will be enough for you to understand it :(
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I just cant think of the conection of a nun wearing soap and something dirty :confused:
Does soap mean something else over there? :o
 
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