Bring back OCC ..... discipline these young upstarts!

And what's more, we are an equal opportunities organisation we can discriminate against almost everything if it suits us.


Now, what did I come in here for? ......... and I've put my glasses down somewhere ....


And ..... Ms Pebbles ....... I'm sure we can come to some accommodation regarding your bill, so to speak.






You know, I thought her fellow was called ....erm...... well ....... not bill anyway.

Have you fixed that self lowering seat on the WC yet interior minister? .... that could be the killer blow.
 
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Where has field marshal fatian gone now? ........ I hope he's not checking the supplies again.

Could be checking the Volvo car park I suppose.....

Oh, Mr dmpoole...... do tell..... what is this satellite thingy that you speak of ....... sputnik rings a bell or .......hang on a mo....yes it was telstar that was an entertainment thingy in the sky..... is that it?
 
Takhisis said:
Looks like I'll have to join the OCC then...

I do cross-stitch, I collect books, I need 8 hours sleepa night, I'm horribly sensible with loads of common sense and I'm 23 going on 63...Do I pass?



Edit - I draw the line at those slippers though :eek:
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Come on in my dear ...... have you met these terribly nice people in OCC?
they are all so nice; they have manners and everything (mostly).
Slippers are optional but I would advise trying them out; don't want to get cold feet do we?
 
Zip ... my young friend; I hope that you're getting all these names down? so that we can know the wheat from the chaff, as they say...

I suppose he could be having a nice warm bath and getting ready for bed ..... he'll be getting up early for choir practice tomorrow probably.
 
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Muban said:
I am starting to find all this talk of wee and tartan slippers very disturbing indeed....

....not nearly as disturbing as mad boy Brynn's mind though...not by a very very long way :p (he will have you all wearing red gingham dresses and army boots before you know it!)
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Maybe you would like the post of minister of culture? I had promised it to someone else but they seem to be even less up for a laugh than us old farts; could be having personal problems, I suppose.
Anyway, we perhaps need a little advice on fashion and music etc ....... I love Opera and radio 4 myself but I have been known to walk on the wild side and listen to Wogan now and then.

They're not making these flat caps the way they used to either.

As for that Brynn chap ........ very odd ...... enough said.
 
Nice idea there Muban ...... the cane eh? ...... should attract most of the public school chaps to our position.

Marvelous piece of work Mr Von Smallhausen; especially after the pub.

Someone give Cybermyk a hand would you ..... he seems to be trying to clamber aboard the bandwagon.

Welcome Bigstan ..... Your many talents will be most useful ..... report to uncle Von for post allocation.

A warm welcome also for our krau ........erm German friend Mr Luke15.

Woodsy2k appears to be borderline ...... dont let the propaganda put you off .... we don't even make you wear socks with sandals let alone do anything with your turnups.
Also ..... at least you drank Malt and not Absinthe or After Shock **** so you are really half way there.

Mr Rotty! nice to see you Sir ...... good move with the motor there ..... maybe we can get your Volvo on order for when you've settled in? .... if not, you may of course keep your BMW, just make sure it's well out of sight ...... these TWOCers from YUC will be trying to get there sticky little mits on it, otherwise.
 
Brynn said:
Go back to sleep gramps!

Go listen to your vinyls, and go put on your slippers and smoke your pipe and sit by the fire.

Your nothing but a drain to this country! we are the future, we will be paying your pensions, we will be working to keep you all in the life you are accustomed to.


Honourable Principle-Dictator for life Brynn Suggests raising the retierment age to 100
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This callow youth has some good points; I'm all for YUC keeping us senior members ........ he went and spoiled it with that last part.
 
Good deliberate mistake there stan ....... they haven't spotted it yet. lol

It should keep 'em away from our tunnelling for a while ......







YEAH! and all that THUMP, THUMP bass ........ used to have tunes in my day.


Sunday night at the London Paladium ....... now there was entertainment!
 
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Come, come ladies and gentlemen; we don't need to sink to their level ..... that hussy will soon see that they only want her for one thing (blushes) and realise that the OCC is the only way.

(Wipes gravy from chin) we can all get along famously if we just make a few allowances....

She'll be ours in a short time anyway (put that cologne down!)

We are far more accommodating than YUC.
 
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