Bus Rage

Stellios said:
I hate busses too. A while back i was innocently sitting in my seat listening to music, and all of a sudden i see a fist whack into the family jewels. Me, in a bit of pain removes my earphones to an old granny going 'you have no manners, get out that seat i want it, show some respect to your elders'. All she had to do was ask and i would have moved, but nooooooooo.
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:eek: Seriously!? Even if she's 70 I would have still called the cops on her, what a bitch.
 
i don't usually have a problem with people sitting next to me when i have to use a bus.. i'm 6foot3, 30inches wide (60inches round my shoulders) and 23stone.. on the off chance that you can perch more than half of one buttock on the amount of seat that is left over you're more than welcome to share it with me.. i'm very friendly

oh and i like to sing loudly along with what's on my mp3 player, i'm getting better.. i can nearly get my voice into a key now, not exactly sure which it is yet but it's coming along :D

i'm 29 years old and i've used a bus *mentally counts* less than 20 times in my entire life, i hate them and i'll never like public transport until they remove the one thing that destroys any public property / system.. namely the public.

at least in my car the music i hear is the music i want, i don't have to walk half a mile to get in my car, it drops me off at the carpark where i work rather than on the main road half a mile away.. and if it smells of wee it's most likely mine :)
 
karoshi said:
i don't usually have a problem with people sitting next to me when i have to use a bus.. i'm 6foot3, 30inches wide (60inches round my shoulders) and 23stone.. on the off chance that you can perch more than half of one buttock on the amount of seat that is left over you're more than welcome to share it with me.. i'm very friendly

oh and i like to sing loudly along with what's on my mp3 player, i'm getting better.. i can nearly get my voice into a key now, not exactly sure which it is yet but it's coming along :D

i'm 29 years old and i've used a bus *mentally counts* less than 20 times in my entire life, i hate them and i'll never like public transport until they remove the one thing that destroys any public property / system.. namely the public.

at least in my car the music i hear is the music i want, i don't have to walk half a mile to get in my car, it drops me off at the carpark where i work rather than on the main road half a mile away.. and if it smells of wee it's most likely mine :)
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I'm nothing like that. I'd describe my size as that of a rugby player, I guess I should make a thread about the manners of others.
 
Stellios said:
I hate busses too. A while back i was innocently sitting in my seat listening to music, and all of a sudden i see a fist whack into the family jewels. Me, in a bit of pain removes my earphones to an old granny going 'you have no manners, get out that seat i want it, show some respect to your elders'. All she had to do was ask and i would have moved, but nooooooooo.
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Please delete this - editing my post resulted in a double post for some reason.
 
Stellios said:
I hate busses too. A while back i was innocently sitting in my seat listening to music, and all of a sudden i see a fist whack into the family jewels. Me, in a bit of pain removes my earphones to an old granny going 'you have no manners, get out that seat i want it, show some respect to your elders'. All she had to do was ask and i would have moved, but nooooooooo.
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Wouldnt mind giving up the seat if they asked nicely though. But would definitely have gotten pretty annoyed and abusive if they hit me.
 
Spacky said:
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Don't go hitting old grannies unless you're in their will.
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Why the mad face? I didn't mention a thing about hitting old grannies? I mentioned that what she did was against the law, and should therefore been dealt with as an illegal action.
 
Arcade Fire said:
I hope you chokeslammed her right then and there.
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*mental picture* :D

Buses round here are ok, if you don't end up on the one with all college students like myself at 4pm-ish every day. Surprising how many chavs they allow in to that place..
 
shifty_uk said:
Sorry completely OT, but dude who/what is that in your sig? It's always annoyed me! Is it that guy thats in Godzilla, with some sort of lightsaber? :confused:
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heh, it's Kevin Smith (Silent Bob).. It's from the Bongsabre fight in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back :D
 
Visage you don't get the bus ever do you? ;)

This thread has enough comedy to warrant me blowing the dust of my 5 star awarding button :p
 
MadMacs said:
Your forgetting the young moms covered in tattoos. They can't control the stupid screeming child
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And the ones who keep shouting at their kids to stop and they don't take any notice. They're nearly all called Liam or Tegan too...
 
your also forgetting the fit moms ;) maybe the only positive to bus journeys ?


OP get a skinhead and loads of pierceings and see if people still sit next to you and jab your arms thighs :p
 
Jonny69 said:
Visage you don't get the bus ever do you? ;)
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Yup - I get the bus quite often, actually.

Its just that Im not some kind of uptight stress kitten that thinks the world should conform to some tiny behavioural niche that I define as 'normal'.
 
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