Bus stop chat up lines

gr1mey · 24 Aug 2006 at 14:19

can I get her number?

SameSuspect · 24 Aug 2006 at 14:32

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
: /

"Morning, nice to see your pretty face again! *insert smile here*, how are you doing today?"

Simple, doesn't make you look like a complete pervert, effective. QUOTE]

_PD_ · 27 Aug 2006 at 23:28

I WANT AN UPDATE!

reflex · 27 Aug 2006 at 23:39

me 2!

Oh its like Eastenders forever on the edge of my seat :rolleyes:

Darcy · 28 Aug 2006 at 02:03

iCraig said:
''These buses take a while to come, bit like me.''

i love this one
lol!

Sudden · 28 Aug 2006 at 02:15

gr1mey said:
if so, tell her about your new Intel C2D Conroe system thats watercooled and overclocked to 4ghz...

then just watch her knickers fall to the floor

You forgot to add Quad SLI

for added realism at high resoultions!

Fantom · 28 Aug 2006 at 02:40

"Hey How u doin?

Ive got a jar of mustard with your name on it

, and I was wondering if you might be interested in being nuked from orbit

"

etc

maybe throw something about killing things with fire into the mix

Darcy · 28 Aug 2006 at 02:47

Say this and be done with it:

"Hi. I would like to see you naked and in my bed."
And then add cheesy grin and move your eyebrows up and down.

Disclaimer: Success rate may be low. Use at your own risk.

badgermonkey · 28 Aug 2006 at 03:36

Darcy said:
Say this and be done with it:

"Hi. I would like to see you naked and in my bed."
And then add cheesy grin and move your eyebrows up and down.

Disclaimer: Success rate may be low. Use at your own risk.

Fini tbh

(different size in case anyone missed it

)

shifty_uk · 30 Aug 2006 at 09:26

Thread bump

So, how did it go Smiley? You havn't told us what happend yet.

B@Th*nG · 30 Aug 2006 at 09:37

shifty_uk said:
Thread bump

So, how did it go Smiley? You havn't told us what happend yet.

that's because nothing's happened... otherwise there'd be an update

B@Th*nG

4T5 · 30 Aug 2006 at 09:42

He's been arrested for harrassing women in the street :eek:

Odviously Blatant lies

Sadgeek · 30 Aug 2006 at 10:57

Nix said:
What you should do, is next time you see her on on the bus; creep up behind her and plonk your wang on her shoulder. When she turns around, make sure you're dribbling and half-way to a fit. Then say in your best **** impression: "I like you." while stroking her hair before dropping to the floor and squeeling that a raped pig. If you really want to incorporate the urinating, you can wet yourself while you're squeeling on the floor.

Guaranteed to pull.

You owe me a new keyboard after that

Priapus · 30 Aug 2006 at 11:29

B@Th*nG said:
that's because nothing's happened... otherwise there'd be an update

B@Th*nG

Well, it has been five days since we've last heard anything from him really...hmm..sitting in a Police cell, on charges of harrasment?

Neoni · 30 Aug 2006 at 12:37

Ice On Fire said:
Well, it has been five days since we've last heard anything from him really...hmm..sitting in a Police cell, on charges of harrasment?

Or 5 days of non stop loving.

Priapus · 30 Aug 2006 at 12:43

Neon said:
Or 5 days of non stop loving.

Could very well be. Regardless, I want an update, God damit! :mad: