Bus stop chat up lines

[Nix]

nothing happened yesterday, she was there but another girl who is hot who gets on my bus, not as hot though, was sitting next to her, so hopefully will be some space today and i will have a go

I think i will stick to just saying hi and being myself, sure i will be fine.

I did clock on to the fact that she kept making eye contact with me yesterday though, so the signs are looking good!

I wouldn't say i am a super model, in the same respect i wouldn't say i am a burns victim, just about average, they way i like it

What you should do, is next time you see her on on the bus; creep up behind her and plonk your wang on her shoulder. When she turns around, make sure you're dribbling and half-way to a fit. Then say in your best **** impression: "I like you." while stroking her hair before dropping to the floor and squeeling that a raped pig. If you really want to incorporate the urinating, you can wet yourself while you're squeeling on the floor.

Guaranteed to pull.

 

[Muban]

*dons flame proof suit*

Aren't some of the replies beginning to cross the line of those suitable for a family forum? They don't contain swearing but thats not all that counts.

Oh yeah I know lighten up, get a sense of humour, if you don't like them click the back button....blah blah blah *yawns*

 

[Freefaller]

Don't pounce on her like a desperate love starved monkey Say 'Morning', 'Hello' on a few occasions, then if you feel she is friendly enough towards you: move on from just hello. Introduce yourself, ask her if she might like to get a coffee/drink sometime. If she is interested and likes the look of you she will say yes, if she doesn't... it won't matter what clever line or cheeky smile you come up with. This is of course assuming once you get talking it turns out that you actually like her

Fancy grabbing a coffee sometime?

 

[D.P.]

"Are you gonna take the 31 by yourself or the 69 with me?"

 

[egt]

Do girls actually go for guys who need to catch busses

Anyway, just smile and let her chat you up

 

[Freefaller]

Don't build her up, just some girl - but omg don't say hi to a pretty girl, you needto say something special.

Gah.

Ah but you forget this is GD where even the most simple of things becomes a quest of making things as convoluted as possible...

Saying "hi" is obviously so uncool these days...

 

[Kerplunk]

Me.

You.

Top deck.

At back.

 

[shifty_uk]

As of this morning, I suppose you could say I'm in quite a similar position.
I got off the train this morning(I got a later train as I missed mine), and as I walked accross the platform towards the esculator, I looked up and saw a girl walking in my direction(heading for the same esculator, I made good eye contact but I didn't smile. Then as I was standing buying a ticket, she walked past and as she turned out the door she was kinda looking out the corner of her eyes to see if I was looking at her(I was really close to her)...that's what I'm hoping anyway

Anyway, I finish work on friday, as I start back at college on monday so I have no time for all this getting to know the person. Tomorow I'm just going to get the same train and hopeeeeee that she's there, and I'll just smile at her as I'm walking to the esculator and then if she smiles back, I'll go up to her and ask her if she fancies going out sometime as we walk out the station.

Good/Bad idea?

Not hijacking the thread btw!

[edit]
Awesome sig kerplunk

 

[andyp]

My now-fiancee's first words she heard from me was me shouting quite loudly to my mate 'yeah i'd do her' as, unknowingly, she was walking past.

There's hope for caveman tactics yet.

 

[Nix]

My now-fiancee's first words she heard from me was me shouting quite loudly to my mate 'yeah i'd do her' as, unknowingly, she was walking past.

There's hope for caveman tactics yet.

Classy lass.

 

[andyp]

She kept quiet about it then subtly interrogated me a few months into our relationship.

Needless to say eventually i was feeling very sorry for saying such a thing and had to go make her a pan of sprouts with at half past midnight to apologise.

 

[Priapus]

She kept quiet about it then subtly interrogated me a few months into our relationship.

Needless to say eventually i was feeling very sorry for saying such a thing and had to go make her a pan of sprouts with at half past midnight to apologise.

Unlicky!

 

[Scott Salisbury]

<Cheese>
"I hate waiting for buses, but seeing you here makes it all worthwhile"
</Cheese>

I'll just leave.

 

[Exentia]

She kept quiet about it then subtly interrogated me a few months into our relationship.

Needless to say eventually i was feeling very sorry for saying such a thing and had to go make her a pan of sprouts with at half past midnight to apologise.

sprouts??

 

[B@Th*nG]

Had a girl in a bus-station giving me the eye - turns out was more likely she was watching if I was gonna make a move so she could do one so dont read too much into that

Its possible tho - if its eye contact AND a smile then more likely.

To summarise:

Eye contact = WTF?! keeping an eye on him he looks like a nutter
Eye contact + smile = Oooo he's quite cute

With the exception being if its a nervous smile

If you get the smile try "ello, sorry for staring + make something up so it was neutral - "I love the shoes, where they from?" mention an imaginary females birthday etc.

that's total crap, being nervous is completely irrelevant, it could be good or bad! If anything if they're really nervous it's a good sign. i can imagine the women reading this thread and thinking "where the hell do they get some of these ideas from!?"

B@Th*nG

 

[MookJong]

Why oh why is it only now i'm with someone that i can see the simplicity of chatting up!

So true,

I would just acknowledge her with a smile and a hi the first night, no hurry to suddenly tell her your life story. It you get a posative response then the next day say hello propperly and ask her name etc.

You have the advantage of seeing her each day so you can take more time to get to know her. It's not a 15 minutes till closing time Nightclub scenario.

 

[andyp]

sprouts??

She likes sprouts.

A lot.

 

[Spacky]

I think personally taking her for coffee is going to be it, I mean hows he going to pick her up to take her to the cinema or take her home after a film.

"So this is it, this is my bus {smooch smooch} etc."

Unless he goes on her bus with her to make sure she gets home safe but thats bit crap imo.

 

[MookJong]

I think personally taking her for coffee is going to be it, I mean hows he going to pick her up to take her to the cinema or take her home after a film.

"So this is it, this is my bus {smooch smooch} etc."

Unless he goes on her bus with her to make sure she gets home safe but thats bit crap imo.

So because he doesn't have a car he's best being single?

I can't ever drive, so should I have tried to stay single all my life?

 

[233]

FFS just piddle over her and be done with it