Bus stop chat up lines

djsmiley22 · 22 Aug 2006 at 11:30

Hi all

You may think it is lame that i am asking for advice on this on a forum, but i am in quite a sticky situation.

There is an amazingly hot girl who is at my bus station every day after work...

In a night club/pub or just in general, i have no problems chatting to women or instigating a chat, but at a bus stop it feels really awkward.

Can anyone think of any funny bus stop chitta chatta opening sentences i could use, but not something that will make me sound like an idiot or that i am coming on to her as a lot of people at the bus station will be able to hear what i say.

Cheers

shifty_uk · 22 Aug 2006 at 11:31

Be honest, be yourself. I wouldn't use any cheesey chat-up lines.

vanpeebles · 22 Aug 2006 at 11:32

ere missus what time t' 64?

Justintime · 22 Aug 2006 at 11:33

Wow these buses are really late these days!
I bet when they come 3 come at the same time!
I should just walk!

As lame as it sounds those worked for me.

Raymond Lin · 22 Aug 2006 at 11:33

That's not a sticky situation, that's just you don't have the balls to say hi.

Start with, "Hi my name is ......" and go from there.

gr1mey · 22 Aug 2006 at 11:33

just pay her a compliment usually gets things off the mark.

iCraig · 22 Aug 2006 at 11:33

Just walk over with your johnson hanging out and then start crying.

or

''These buses take a while to come, bit like me.''

Spacky · 22 Aug 2006 at 11:34

Ask her if she rides the 69.

Ask her where you need to put the ticket to then ride her.

Take some frozen peas for that cheek after as well

salami1212 · 22 Aug 2006 at 11:34

pics??

LostCorpse · 22 Aug 2006 at 11:35

"Going my way?"

identify an object on her persons and inquire about it, i.e. handbag and proceed thus : "Thats a very nice handbag, would you mind if i ask were you purchased it? it looks perfect for my sisters birthday"

Moan about how the bus service is rubbish

Probably wont work and you'll get strang looks or a slap.

Spacky · 22 Aug 2006 at 11:35

salami1212 said:
pics??

Hawt enough for you?

4T5 · 22 Aug 2006 at 11:36

Just Shout HOLY COW GREAT NORKS BABE, works every time

Or you could just treat her like any other Normal human being and talk to her.
You do know that women are humans don't you.

Dave · 22 Aug 2006 at 11:36

"Would you like to ride my bus home?"

djsmiley22 · 22 Aug 2006 at 11:36

Justintime said:
Wow these buses are really late these days!
I bet when they come 3 come at the same time!
I should just walk!

As lame as it sounds those worked for me.

I like that, made me chuckle, think i will use that just after my first sentance

Spacky · 22 Aug 2006 at 11:37

malc30 said:
Just Shout HOLY COW GREAT NORKS BABE, works every time

Or you could just treat her like any other Normal human being and stalk her.
You do know that women are humans don't you.

Fixed

Follow her onto the bus and get off where she gets off and then you may get off with her.....

djsmiley22 · 22 Aug 2006 at 11:37

iCraig said:
Just walk over with your johnson hanging out start crying.

or

''These buses take a while to come, bit like me.''

Lol another funny one, think it could result in a slap though, not sure on her sense of humour yet

gr1mey · 22 Aug 2006 at 11:37

I really wouldnt talk about the buses :|

basmic · 22 Aug 2006 at 11:38

Ask her where she's going, what time she starts and finishes - then polish up by asking if she fancies meeting you at a cafe/bar later.

Spacky · 22 Aug 2006 at 11:38

gr1mey said:
I really wouldnt talk about the buses :|

Why? Talk about the Royal Navy bus service, big, on time and full of seaman?

4T5 · 22 Aug 2006 at 11:39

djsmiley22 said:
I like that, made me chuckle, think i will use that just after my first sentance

Sorry mate but if you say that she will think you are as stale as that line.
Try this.
Just look over as you arrive and say Hi. i'm glad your here it makes the waiting more bareable, then give her your very best Cheeky grin type smile.. Job done move in take libertys enjoy etc et cetc