The conversation of "What do you reckon Nigellas nipples are like" takes more than a minute man.A phone call should rarely last more than a minute.
I have a male friend that calls me up from time to time for a chat...
It wouldnt be so bad but he seems to phone with nothing in mind to talk about, so its a super awkward conversation.
Example:
Me: Hey whats up?
Him: Oh nothing just called for a chat.
Me: Ah right ok.
Him: *silence*
Me: Okaaaay, so what have you been up to?
Him: Not much.
Me: .....
This will go on for about 20 minutes until I make up an excuse to hang up.