Plot twist.. Op is gimp!
Sir, This pitiful sample size is scantly sufficient to prove your innocence.Building his case to present.
"As you can see m'lud, the fine upstanding gentlemen of overclockers see no issues with my proclivity towards gimp attired puddle jumping"
Took far to long for someone to post a sensible and honest reply.I'd be offended if I wasn't asked to join in.
Can't imagine a lone female crossing paths with this person would find it very funny.
Seems arbitrary to just ban him for 5 years, you know when his ban expires he's going to be writing in the mud againgardener who "terrified" women in a Somerset village has been banned from writhing on the floor in an all-black bodysuit in public.
Somerset gardener banned from 'wriggling' in gimp suit
A gardener is now banned from wearing a black bodysuit or face covering in public until 2028.www.bbc.co.uk