Top class humour IMHO.
(well it made me chuckle anyway

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LOL, not exactly.
I'd like to claim the above wisdom as my own, but i have to admit it's what i was told. For example, when you win the lottery Camelot send financial bods (usually 2 of them) to speak to you and offer advice. One of the first things they say is that what you've had drummed into you to do as a working man is NOT necessarily what you need to do when you're at the other end of the financial spectrum.
As a working man you are constantly told to buy, as rent is dead money. It's often the other way around when you're playing with 5 or 6 zeros at the end of your lucky number. Rent and you can claim some of it back, buy and you end up paying depreciation. Don't GIVE your brother a car, register yourself as say Volospian ltd and lease the car as a company car. They pay the tax+servicing costs, you can claim back the taxes and some of the expenditure and you chop it in every 2 years for a new one.
It's a head wrecker.
Incidentally, the Camelot guys.
£250 per day per man, although the advice they give is worth many times that.