Caporegime
This sounds like the lead up to the best joke everWhat's even more sad is if you have in a room:
A white Englishman
A white Scotsman
A white Irishman
A white Dane
A white Swede
A white German
A white Frenchman
A white Finn
A white Norwegian
A white Italian
A white Spaniard
etc etc.
It would not be classed as diverse.