can't sleep with girlfriend

A.N.Other · 25 Feb 2012 at 16:28

Nitefly said:
You'll get used to it, takes awhile though. Also you obviously need a lighter duvet unless you want it to become a volcano.

This is the real problem tbh. Why do they all sleep at 200C?

FeFiDoh · 25 Feb 2012 at 16:33

Kemik said:
You realise you're missing out on morning sex right?

btw I find sleeping with her easy

StoutMeister · 25 Feb 2012 at 16:38

Worst, "I am gay" thread ever.

StoutMeister · 25 Feb 2012 at 16:39

Tell us about your relationship with your mother.

A.N.Other · 25 Feb 2012 at 16:44

StoutMeister said:
Worst, "I am gay" thread ever.

StoutMeister said:
Tell us about your relationship with your mother.

Tell us about yours?

Efour · 25 Feb 2012 at 16:57

My relationship with your mother has been very fruity... badoomtishhh.

4MIT · 25 Feb 2012 at 17:13

This was something i was thinking about before we were married having not slept together. But wasnt an issue at all, well until I farted the morning after a 4 pack of fosters and a kebab

ChrisJSY · 25 Feb 2012 at 17:20

I never got used to it when I had a GF, mainly because I have enough sleeping issues alone as it. Not everyone likes/can do everything!

doddsy105 · 25 Feb 2012 at 17:24

im exactly the same, i used to get no sleep and wake up all the time. Probably why i dont have a girlfriend now haha

Tomcat825 · 25 Feb 2012 at 17:26

In the 3 years I was with my ex, I rarely got a PROPER nights sleep. She loved to cuddle up in bed, which I did too, but after an hour or so my arm went dead and woke me up so I just had to turn away... She hated it, but I could never rectify it.

Destination · 25 Feb 2012 at 17:37

Stolly said:
its funny how blokes fill their women to the brim then bugger off home ..... who said romance was dead ?

If he is filling her to the brim, he should at least have the decency to fall asleep there and then and not wake for several hours.
Goodness sake, you young 'uns and your weird concepts of romance.

pumaz · 25 Feb 2012 at 17:37

I think the trouble is your not tired enough when you go to bed, Take up running or something that's going to get you out in the fresh air and tire you out.

mad4jags · 25 Feb 2012 at 17:39

Fill up with sprouts then have a damn good shag to get your guts bubbling.
I guarantee that your obnoxious farts will then have her sleeping anywhere else but next to you!! Food for thought.

cm1179 · 25 Feb 2012 at 17:44

roll her into the damp patch

Buchanan0204 · 25 Feb 2012 at 18:01

Your not alone. I've been with my girlfriend on and off for around 4-5 years (don't really know) anyway... I still run her home everynight. The good thing is, she hates it as much as I do! So none of us mind really. She lives relatively close too. Sooner she drives the better

Efour · 25 Feb 2012 at 18:24

Buchanan0204 said:
Your not alone. I've been with my girlfriend on and off for around 4-5 years (don't really know) anyway... I still run her home everynight. The good thing is, she hates it as much as I do! So none of us mind really. She lives relatively close too. Sooner she drives the better

not 17 yet ? badooomtissssh!

twist3d0n3 · 25 Feb 2012 at 18:32

wow... just wow...

as said, it's defo one of the few things that are awesome about having a bird! although, if she's snoring in your ear, she's spooning you, which means you're her widdle babikins

man up and get the other side of her and spoon like a man!

toon_mad · 25 Feb 2012 at 18:36

Why does the world need to know these things, should we be in the slightest interested???

Craig1981 · 25 Feb 2012 at 18:41

toon_mad said:
Why does the world need to know these things, should we be in the slightest interested???

This is the internet. It was practically invented so we can nose around in others peoples private lives.

uk_unbeliever · 25 Feb 2012 at 18:53

998cc said:
Maybe you'd be more comfortable with a bloke.

best reply by miles!