Let me make sure I've written this down right. You hid in the truck without the drivers knowledge. Yor're asylum seekers from 'Wonkaland' fleeing an opressive regime perpetuating slave labour. And you expected to bribe me with nothing more than 3kilos of everlasting gobstoppers.
Now how exactly do I spell 'umpa-lumpa-dumpadee-doo?'
Despite the glaring evidence the local authorities continue to deny the presence of aliens in Stoke-on-Trent. "Lot's of people round here wear OcUK uniforms" said the police spokesman. "We can't arrest them for that can we?"
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