Caption Competition

alexakasloth · 4 Mar 2006 at 21:28

Seeming as mr fatiain hasn't shown up i'll give this a little kick:

cleanbluesky · 4 Mar 2006 at 21:30

Money changes people, as illustrated by the theives of the £52m - seen here mid arrest

Von Smallhausen · 4 Mar 2006 at 21:41

* Umpa Lumpa with jar *

' More LSD officer ? '

Pumpkinstew · 4 Mar 2006 at 21:52

Let me make sure I've written this down right. You hid in the truck without the drivers knowledge. Yor're asylum seekers from 'Wonkaland' fleeing an opressive regime perpetuating slave labour. And you expected to bribe me with nothing more than 3kilos of everlasting gobstoppers.
Now how exactly do I spell 'umpa-lumpa-dumpadee-doo?'

Stan_Lite · 4 Mar 2006 at 22:00

"You think we look strange?" "At least we don't wear **** on our heads."

Or

"Teehee, which one do you think will turn into a blueberry first?"

Stan

Cybermyk · 4 Mar 2006 at 23:26

Despite the glaring evidence the local authorities continue to deny the presence of aliens in Stoke-on-Trent. "Lot's of people round here wear OcUK uniforms" said the police spokesman. "We can't arrest them for that can we?"

weescott · 4 Mar 2006 at 23:33

Garry is innocent I tell you, here have a sweety. Nice helmet BTW.

fatiain · 5 Mar 2006 at 08:56

Bugger I missed winning

bloody families keeping me off the forum

Treefrog · 5 Mar 2006 at 10:47

fatiain said:
Bugger I missed winning bloody families keeping me off the forum

Ahh shaddap you and go and change Kuato!

fatiain · 5 Mar 2006 at 10:48

Treefrog said:
Ahh shaddap you and go and change Kuato!

Kuato has grown, Kuato II makes an appearance in 3 weeks (eeeeeeeek)

Treefrog · 5 Mar 2006 at 10:57

fatiain said:
Kuato has grown, Kuato II makes an appearance in 3 weeks (eeeeeeeek)

Hehe, stock up on sleep while you can matey!

And get a couple of lemons in - you'll ned them to wipe the soppy grin off your face

Wishing Mrs fatiain a quick and easy labour.

ACPCUP · 6 Mar 2006 at 09:15

New Community Police Officers show off new uniform. Also, free sweets given to any passers by!

alexakasloth · 6 Mar 2006 at 09:28

All very good

But I laughed most at this one:

"Teehee, which one do you think will turn into a blueberry first?"

Take the floor bigstan!

cleanbluesky · 6 Mar 2006 at 09:56

'Twas a merry scene, full of wonder and childhood magic... until the batons and pepperspray came out

Nix · 6 Mar 2006 at 09:58

"Do the dance!"
"No."
"Oh g'wan."
"Pleeeaase..."
"No!"
"Fine. Be like that." *Reaches for baton*

cleanbluesky · 6 Mar 2006 at 10:06

"Willy Wonka Oompaloompa Sex Ring Shattered"

ACPCUP · 6 Mar 2006 at 10:19

After a little persuation, the police agreed to get thier 'Batons' out!

Stan_Lite · 6 Mar 2006 at 11:04

Wahey, i win again \o/.

OK, try this one:

Stan

cleanbluesky · 6 Mar 2006 at 11:05

Their roles seemed clear, but in the mixed-up and crazy world of Willy Wonka it was the Police that were under arrest...

cleanbluesky · 6 Mar 2006 at 11:09

When an eccentric and reclusive millionaire choclateer invited 6 children into his estate, arrests were ineviatable

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