Caption Competition

[cleanbluesky]

In poorer parts of Calcutta, muggings at donkey-point were becoming increasingly common

 

[Von Smallhausen]

Thats the last time I give Vanessa Feltz a lift !!!!

 

[Whitewater]

"Man arrested after waving ass in face of passer by"

 

[cleanbluesky]

Magic donkey spins world on axis while remaining in original position

 

[cleanbluesky]

For time immemorial the ridden animal has had a vendetta against the wheel for making it practically redundant in human transport. We witness one of the rare moments of donkey versus wheel violence...

 

[Nix]

Deary me Borris, what is that donkey on?

 

[Cybermyk]

Team America's Gary Johnston goes undercover and blends in with the locals on Bakalakadaka Street.......Oops.

 

[cleanbluesky]

Prize donkey offered as dowry in India's first gay marriage

 

[manveruppd]

The first helium-filled donkey prepares to cast off its ballast and take off on its maiden flight across India.

 

[Stan_Lite]

.....and the winner is....


Cleacut, for "I see you baby, shakin' that ass"

Honourable mentions to Tru for "Sandeeps patented 'DonkeyJack' slashed pitstop times at the Karachi 500." and Von for "Thats the last time I give Vanessa Feltz a lift !!!!"

Take it away Clearcut

Stan

 

[Tru]

Clearcut's tardiness has cost him, give this a whirl...

 

[cleanbluesky]

Pinnochio: "I'm a boy, I'm a real boy - I can join the world of McDonalds and dogs"

 

[Zip]

Clearcut's tardiness has cost him, give this a whirl...

You eat the burger and ill hump his legs

 

[manor]

This new shelving unit from Ikea allows you to give the family strays a tidy and space saving place.

 

[Spacky]

Whitefang eating is outlawed in Korea, so Whitechav goes on the menu

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

".....and here ladies and gentlemen we see the pedigree chum production line....these items are to be rendered down to produce the worlds finest dog food...."

 

[woodsy2k]

In Soviet Russia, Dog eats you!

 

[alexakasloth]

The new inmate at the pedigree dog testing unit was not making friends.

 

[Tesla]

"Camp Dog" & "High Rider Boy" save the world from having to eat maccy d's yet again!

 

[kitten_caboodle]

Clearcut's tardiness has cost him, give this a whirl...

Santa's workshop always looked like this in the first few weeks after Christmas, when all the cute kids and puppies had been handed out.

or ...

With a growing sense of horror, Bingo and Bango realised just where Rusty had gone....