Caption Competition

Spacky · 7 Dec 2005 at 21:15

Pebbles said:
Yippeee!!

Take it away chaps!

Undercover navy seal finds the disguise alittle tight when he is cornered by 5 hotties and a gay man trying to stroke him

gord · 7 Dec 2005 at 22:06

"I'll just get my...seal out..."

NonOfTheAbove · 7 Dec 2005 at 22:20

The vibrator salesman had difficulty convincing the girls that the 'salty tickler' would be easy to handle once removed from it's recharging stand.

jegz · 8 Dec 2005 at 01:26

seal runs for governor of california!

Volcs · 8 Dec 2005 at 01:44

"Now which of you ladies have ever blown a seal.......?"

xyphic · 8 Dec 2005 at 01:46

"I'm sorry girls," Billy said sheepishly to his disappointed crowd. "I couldn't get this 'walrus of love' you asked for. I'm told the 'seal of mild affection' puts on a good show though."

Balders · 8 Dec 2005 at 08:07

Seal found that after leaving Adamski, the size of the audience at gigs had shrunken somewhat, but the quality was certainly still up there!

manor · 8 Dec 2005 at 08:34

With an over animated gesture Hasslehoff conjured up a seal, to go with his previously conjured beach beauties.
He then wondered what else he could conjure up, considering this was the first time he had had his yard filled with charlie.

Tru · 8 Dec 2005 at 08:52

"So, I'm going to tether him to the roof and call it 'The Seal Club', whaddaya think?"

Belmit · 8 Dec 2005 at 08:57

'Well ladies, I couldn't pick a winner so you'll all have to share the trophy... that's right you get my "Seal of Approval".'

Balders · 8 Dec 2005 at 09:41

Frank the seal had taught the new recruits how to do the "hand-clap" but they didn't seem keen on trying the hand-stand...little did he know that one of them would later be photographed trying this tricky manouver and be forever branded an attention whore...

Le_Petit_Lapin · 8 Dec 2005 at 09:47

Instructor: Well Mr. Seal what do you think?

Seal: I'd hit it, until my flippers fell off.

Shoseki · 8 Dec 2005 at 16:13

"and if you take your bras off, I'll bite this guy in the knackers!"

DailyGeek · 8 Dec 2005 at 16:21

Seal : "and believe me when I say, thats not my tail standing up girls" *wink*

JohnnyG · 8 Dec 2005 at 16:30

Am I pleased to see you girls or have I got a seal in my pocket? Woof..

The Halk · 8 Dec 2005 at 16:32

Ladies, I present Sammy. He can go down for 10 minutes without coming up for air.

Pebbles · 8 Dec 2005 at 20:07

Some cracking captions, but this one made me lol the most

NonOfTheAbove said:
The vibrator salesman had difficulty convincing the girls that the 'salty tickler' would be easy to handle once removed from it's recharging stand.

Over to you NonOfTheAbove

NonOfTheAbove · 8 Dec 2005 at 22:12

whey hey !!!

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AndyBorzi · 8 Dec 2005 at 22:14

Wibble

alexakasloth · 8 Dec 2005 at 22:19

Tommy wins the award for longest ever booger.

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