Caption Competition

Treefrog · 8 Dec 2005 at 22:37

"Please don't look at the jumper. Please!"

The Halk · 8 Dec 2005 at 22:44

"And before I knew it, I'd inhaled the chalk! Anyway, am I red or yellow?"

The_TailGunner · 8 Dec 2005 at 22:46

In Japan, disturbing rumours tell of a new "extreme trickshot" fad...

Volcs · 8 Dec 2005 at 23:17

Paul realised too late that he had misheard his "friends" when they said they wanted to play Pool.

barnettgs · 8 Dec 2005 at 23:27

NonOfTheAbove said:

"Look at me! I am making a big advance on picking-nose technology!"

Tru · 9 Dec 2005 at 00:11

MAN DIES DURING POOL GAME
... As he was waiting for his shot, a whiff of chalk dust caused Mr Davis (21) to sneeze on his cue. Verdict: Accidental brain destruction.

Spacky · 9 Dec 2005 at 00:13

"This literally is an Art Attack"

Cybermyk · 9 Dec 2005 at 00:59

George was beginning to regret leaving his mobile phone switched on at the 'Pot Black' finals

manor · 9 Dec 2005 at 08:37

Thanks to this picture, john has now realised that his climax expression was the reason why girls never called him again.

jegz · 9 Dec 2005 at 12:37

The home made version of total recall didnt quite have the same amount of money to spend on special effects as the original!

Balders · 9 Dec 2005 at 12:41

After receiving a pool queue for his xmas present from his dad, James put it to good use after receiving the dodgy jumper from his mum...

Balders · 9 Dec 2005 at 12:43

Alex "Hurricane" Higgins was renowned for snorting things up his nose, but an entire snooker queue was surely a desparate cry for help??

pug106driver · 9 Dec 2005 at 12:49

And if I stick this cue up my nose, my ears will pop out sideways...

HyperSonic · 9 Dec 2005 at 13:28

"Jeff's erection caused some stares"

NonOfTheAbove · 9 Dec 2005 at 20:25

And the winner is :

Cybermyk said:
George was beginning to regret leaving his mobile phone switched on at the 'Pot Black' finals

CYBERMYK

NonOfTheAbove · 11 Dec 2005 at 12:36

Two days too late CYBERMYK - the need for a new caption is over whelming.

Shall we open it up to anyone who has entered previously now?

C'mon peeps - let the plundering of Google Images begin :

Cybermyk · 11 Dec 2005 at 13:02

Sorry guys I missed it, wondered what happened to the thread.

fatiain · 11 Dec 2005 at 13:19

Cybermyk said:
Sorry guys I missed it, wondered what happened to the thread.

"Hello" magazines exclusive pictures of the Scientologist wedding of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes (as taken by OcUK_VIRII)

Le_Petit_Lapin · 11 Dec 2005 at 13:56

Cybermyk said:

Uh.....worryingly, those two look very familiar! :eek:

Thats not a caption by the way.

fatiain · 11 Dec 2005 at 13:59

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Uh.....worryingly, those two look very familiar! Thats not a caption by the way.

Second entry. LPL and Mrs LPL resplendant in their matching t-shirts