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Thanks for the laughs guys!:D I've spent the entire day being nice to elderly aunts and it's a relief to find my daily dose of humour here!:p
Here's my meager contribution, with best wishes for what's left of Christmas!

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[comedy Clouseau accent]
"Alors mon cher Toný, c'est fanstastique! You say Georges Bush just 'as to push zis button and you agree to everyzing 'e says?" [/comedy Clouseau accent]


Removed extra punchlines as missing pictures made them incomprehensible. :(

PS. I realise this isn't the "official" picture and I've disqualified myself, but it was just too funny!:D Though I think more people came up with punchlines for this one than for the official one (which isn't on the thread anymore btw).
 
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Chirac was pleased when Santa brought him the lifesize Blairbot 4000 with over 100 servile phrases of flattery and surrender at the touch of a button.
 
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*Stern Old Man Voice* I'm going give you the belting your dad should have done a long time ago */Stern Old Man Voice*

*Childish Voice* You couldn't catch me old man, na na na na na */Childish Voice*
 
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manveruppd said:
Err... where did all the pictures go?
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The missing pictures were probably hosted on someones personal webspace (doing a right click/properties will tell you that) and they may have removed them. The ones hosted on imageshack remain. :)

Does that help answer yer question?
 
manor said:
The missing pictures were probably hosted on someones personal webspace (doing a right click/properties will tell you that) and they may have removed them. The ones hosted on imageshack remain. :)

Does that help answer yer question?
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:o
 
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Pumpkinstew said:
Errr, looks like I won the last round by default, cheers Whitewater, so here's a new pic and a thread resurrect. :D

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Get punning. :)
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Old man to audience:

"When confronting a fearsome giant lizard remember to hand it your sandwich wrapped in cling-film, this will confuse the creature allowing you to make your escape".
 
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Then of course the correct thing to do is to pick up your godzilla's poop using a plastic bag like this and take it to the nearest 'poo bin'

Any questions?
 
"Listen buddy my wife has sensitive skin, its not like I'm expecting you to understand the love between us, I just want you to accept we've a right to share it with each other."

"MWARGHHHHHH"

"Glenys NO !!!! NO GLENYS !!! Remember the HAPPY PLACE !!!"
 
Yay - the thread's back :D

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There was a humming sound and a flash of light. Thinking he would not be noticed, Lord Gargleziod from the planet scrimpleglut beamed in to steal the old mans sandwich.
 
After swimming two oceans and arriving in Bournemouth, Godzilla realised he wasn't a giant after all, the people of Tokyo were just very small.
 
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"Although Microsoft's new ad campaign for Office had won its Advertising Award fair and square, the awards ceremony presenter thought that Bill Gates was taking it all a little too seriously..."
 
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"Hey buddy I don't care if I can breath radioactive fire, I'm doing a press shoot here go find a microwave to heat up your dinner."
 
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