Caption Competition

Pumpkinstew · 8 Jan 2006 at 20:41

Volcs said:
After swimming two oceans and arriving in Bournemouth, Godzilla realised he wasn't a giant after all, the people of Tokyo were just very small.

Many good ones, but Volcs is the winner.

weescott · 8 Jan 2006 at 20:51

1. Reports confirmed that Lib Dem leader canditates are Dinasaurs. Godzilla turns up and steals lunch.

2. Godzilla: Give me that burger or you'll end up like Pete Burns.

Edit: Bah...too late.

Whitewater · 9 Jan 2006 at 00:06

Pumpkinstew said:

Godzilla: "Pull my finger".

Von Smallhausen · 9 Jan 2006 at 02:32

Hitting back and denying that she underwent plastic surgery to improve her looks, Jade Goody maintained a professional image as she opened a new Pizza Hut in London.

Volcs · 9 Jan 2006 at 10:10

Get in! I thought persistance might pay off.

GO!

Shoseki · 9 Jan 2006 at 10:39

3 out of 4 males eat Weetabix.

fatiain · 9 Jan 2006 at 10:57

www.roguesgallery.com (you wish)

Mr_L · 9 Jan 2006 at 10:59

Volcs said:

Johnny Rotten gets lost on way to Sex Pistols reunion.

qwerty · 9 Jan 2006 at 11:03

Arnold Schwarzenegger reacts proactively to claims that he should retire from bodybuilding.

Balders · 9 Jan 2006 at 11:41

Frank realised all too late that all this time he had been taking viagra instead of steroids. Still, he felt well 'ard!

qwerty · 9 Jan 2006 at 13:26

Billy regretted using the while-u-wait dry cleaners next to the tanning salon.

Tru · 9 Jan 2006 at 13:34

Volcs said:
Get in! I thought persistance might pay off.

GO!

Sam, Frodo, Gollum and Pippin take their bow at the finale of Lord of the Rings: The Musical.

anything-but · 9 Jan 2006 at 14:02

David Dickinson,Dale winton and Robert kilroy silk present their new winter look.....

Pumpkinstew · 9 Jan 2006 at 18:05

Peeing in a crowded mensroom was made that much harder by Geoffrey's unchecked neuroses that were doing strange things to the reflection in the mirror.

Cybermyk · 9 Jan 2006 at 18:29

Serge reckoned he'd probably lost the swimsuit round of the Mr World competition but he was hoping to win over he judges with his speech.

"Umm, I hope for world peace and I'd like to travel the world and help children and stuff"

fatiain · 9 Jan 2006 at 18:31

"I've not been well"

Volcs · 10 Jan 2006 at 09:58

Credit to CyberMyk, mainly for use of the name Serge, but in the end I have to award it to:

fatiain said:
"I've not been well"

Simple yet effective - take the floor sir.

fatiain · 10 Jan 2006 at 13:39

Bugger, I'm at work and can't do piccies.

Erm, as a temporary measure, use my entry in www.roguesgallery.com (and be nice

)

Volcs · 10 Jan 2006 at 13:44

Iain feared he would never get back down to a size 8 after the birth.

as nice as i can be

fatiain · 10 Jan 2006 at 13:49